Don't Write On Russian Wallpaper

Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt in Moscow for writing her name on the wallpaper.

Ummm. What the fuck was Paris HILTON doing at the HYATT? Screw getting banned, I'd just hating coming home to mommy and daddy. That chick's nuts! The last thing I wanna deal with is Kathy coming at me, all lit up on vodka, lipstick all over the place, yelling. Ahh. 

So anyways Paris supposedly was fined $9,000 and got a lifetime ban for the vandalism: "Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list."

Well at least her place is only  17 minutes from the Hyatt. And it looks pretty nice.