I don't! What I'm talking about is the funny little jokeNoel Gallagher supposedly played on his brother Liam. Maybe you can help me out. Liam forgot to log-out of his Facebook account, and crafty as he is, Noel hopped right on computer and changed his 'what are you doing' to this amazing little update:
"Liam Gallagher has lost his forehead and gained a six-head."
I don't get it! I swear. What is that supposed to mean!
And then I guess Liam went and deleted his Facebook because he was very unhappy with his brother.
I'm not so sure about all of this though and as soon as get a chance to talk to the Gallagher brothers Ima ask them about this first thing. And I wish I knew Liam was on Facebook cuz I would sent him a friend request and asked him to join my save the plants cause or whatever that dumb group I'm in is about.
Here's MC Hammer's new album cover for his soon-to-be-released album 'Dancejam - The Music.'
I think it's finally time to bring the pants back. Hammer's posse can we get a vote! And how come that one guy doesn't get glasses?? At least he's the only one with a wicked haircut.
Here's a list of stuff I'm not sending on UPS anymore: dogs, wine, surfboards, cats, anything, my signed Van Halen record. (Just kidding I don't have one of those but I want one.) (Wine to.)
Steve Jobs isn't really dying but he does have a hormone imbalance that is making him skinny, and no you can't have one to. Steve says the hormone imbalance is just kinda weird:
I have been losing weight throughout 2008. The reason has been a mystery to me and my doctors. A few weeks ago, I decided that getting to the root cause of this and reversing it needed to become my #1 priority.
Fortunately, after further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause -- a hormone imbalance that has been "robbing" me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy. Sophisticated blood tests have confirmed this diagnosis.
Well that's good. I'm glad they figured that out. I like my little Apple things and I'd be sad if he couldn't help make them anymore. Mr. Jobs isn't saying how he's going to cure this uncontrolable weight loss, but he does say it's going to take a few months:
The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward, and I've already begun treatment. But, just like I didn't lose this much weight and body mass in a week or a month, my doctors expect it will take me until late this Spring to regain it. I will continue as Apple's CEO during my recovery.
Medical marijuana. You can think for really cool iPhones on medical marijuana to.
After slacking off for way too long, we've finally launched the Rad Store.I never thought I'd see the day!
Currently, we're stocked with our signature headwear - as seen on beaches everywhere. (And bars.) They'll be new stuff in the store every other week or so. So keep your eyes peeled!
(Oh yeah we've decided to go for free shipping. It's more fun.)
