Dude, Duff Scored

Duff's wife is hot. Like half the rock stars end up with the worst wives who break up the band or have only one leg and take all your money. Not Duff!

His wife, Susan Holmes, has her own bikini line and was known for half her life as The Body. Totally stoked for Duff. At this party he was asked if he's ever slept with an ugly woman. Of course: "I have... you know... I used to drink alot.. and...".

And then they cut off the video! I wanna hear the rest! If Duff sleeps with ugly girls that means we all can, right??

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The Girls Aloud Have Lost It

Those crazy Girls Aloud have started traveling around for their brand new tour. Their music annoys me to death but their costumes are always pretty cool. This Friday they are playing one of the biggest arenas in Europe: The O2. They have an amazing headliner. One of America's finest! Mall performers!

Brooke Hogan!!

How the hell did Brookey win the lottery to get this spot?? Are they making fun of her?? It's like, 200 people hate her show, so let's see how 30,000 act!

Who knows maybe she's huge in England. After work it's beer battered fish, soccer, and Brooke Hogan! Freaks.

Here's the girls on their tour and Sarah Harding walking around in Amy Winehouse's stolen and washed clothes.

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Binge Drunk!

If they're calling this binge drinking Jessica Simpson looks pretty good for binge drinking. Supposedly Jessica got into the bar at 4pm and spent four hours slamming them down. She was with a couple friends and one of them puked under the table. Ok, that chick was binge drinking!  That's when you know you're having fun. Fuck! CaCee just puked under the table - waiter! We'd like to sit over there now. Jessica left her Range Rover in the parking lot and mommy came to pick her up.

Chills! Chills! Mom coming to pick you up when you're drunk!

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Being Bad Is Fun

A little mischief makes the world go round. How boring is everything else!

Even sitting in traffic can rip. Just bring a bong! Ok, pretend I didn't say that. People get pissed! I just saw Lily Allen strip naked, go rock jumping, and then rip some guys pants off.

And you can to! Here: Lily Allen's naked!

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For You Gamers

Some of the artists on the next edition of Guitar Hero are getting leaked. Guitar Hero IV comes out this fall. Drum roll!!! And four of the bands are.....

Sublime, Van Halen, The Eagles and Linkin Park.

They should totally pick Wrong Way from Sublime, because little kids need songs about hookers, and Everybody Wants Some! by Van Halen. I'd buy it!

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Love Is In The Air!

Pete Doherty landed the sweetest kiss on Amy Winehouse last night. So sweet! Amy came to Peter's Freedom Gig, celebrating an early release from her majesty's pleasure.

Of course, following the show Amy hosted an afterparty at her house. And there was much to celebrate! Amy has been recently informed that she will not be prosecuted for the crack video posted on The Sun.

Here's to freedom and getting away with crack!

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We like Shenae Grimes

If you're a diehard fan of Degrassi: The Next Generation, like me, you're probably obsessed with Shenae Grimes. She's hot! Actually I've never heard of Degrassi Next Generation or Shenae but still, she's hot! Just because you're on a dumb show and from Canada doesn't mean you can't be hot!

Shenae, who's name is really annoying to spell, is leaving Degrassi! No! It's cool: she's going to be the star of the brand new Beverly Hills, 90210 spin off. Shenae will play Annie Mills, a "theater type who's desperate to fit in with the cool crowd."

She fits! She fits!

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The man has found his calling!

Seriouslyomg: You'll never believe what's brought Tommy Lee and Jane Fonda together.

ICYDK: Shayne Lamas won The Bachelor. Now she's doing the Girl's Gone Wild mag!

Celebslam: Josh Duhamel hooking up with some prostitute.

POTP: Jessica Alba does it silently.

PopBytes: Live! With LC and Pratt.

LAragmag: Brooke Hogan is pissed! Hotter when she's mad...

Yeeeah: Jessica Simpson is no longer a WAGOA.

Celebwarship: Brad Pitt's new tat.

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