Cheryl Cole Is A Lesbian Heartthrob

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 00:49.Cheryl Cole Is A Lesbian Heartthrob

Cheryl Cole pulls chicks! Cheryl has overwhelmingly been voted the hottest WAG by a gaggle of online lesbians. About 43% of lesbians surveyed say Cheryl is hotter then Victoria Beckham, Abbey Clancy and a few other Wives and Girlfriends of England's national footy team. I'm not going to argue with lesbians about girls. They know what they want. Boys just get blinded by boobs.

Girls have no chance with Cheryl though. Well I shouldn't say 'no,' there's always a chance. But she's making things up with cheating husband Ashley, according to his mom: “Ash and Cheryl are together, both living at home and are trying their best to get their marriage back on track. I visited them both on Friday and they both seem fine. I love Cheryl like a daughter, but I'm not going to stand here and slate my son. I love them both very much and I am glad they are working it out.”

I say do some chicks first! 


Cheryl Cole Is Really Skinny

Submitted by eddie on Sun, 04/20/2008 - 10:35.Cheryl Cole Is Really Skinny

Cheryl Cole is frigging skinny! Like, hungry kid on tv that wants change hungry. Not that that's a bad thing, just saying. Ribs are cool! News of the World says she has lost two dress sizes over the last two months:

The sad star, snapped last year with a beaming smile and cracking figure, has dropped two dress sizes since learning Chelsea star husband Ashley Cole, 27, cheated. She now weighs less than seven stone.

And, the weight of seven stones is? Must Brits always use slang? Can. Not. Understand. You. Freaks. Anyways Cheryl's skin still looks lovely. She has the smootest skin. Like chocolate.

And am I the only one who noticed she's not wearing a bra?

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Cheryl Cole Is Saying There's A Chance

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 07:19.Cheryl Cole Is Saying There's A Chance

Cheryl Cole still isn't wearing her wedding ring two months after she caught her husband cheating on her with a bunch of really young girls. Unprotected sex. And he paid them to keep quiet. And slapped one of their asses so hard his wedding ring left a mark on her bum. Good thing ho's are untrustwworthy! If I was cheating with ANY famous guys wife I'd be like, yeah yeah gimme my money, then hop in a taxi straight to the news people. No shower nothin! I wouldn't even care if I had my shirt. Or shoes. Just a huge grin and dreams of Jamaica.

Reggae!

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