Here's Amber Heard from Pinapple Express in the new FHM. This chick is super fucking annoying. At least in interviews. Maybe she's super sweet in real life. Probably better to give her the benefit of the doubt. But yeah, everytime I hear her speak I wanna shoot myself. She's always whining about something. That's why you only get the pictures from the FHM interview. If you want to read her questions you're going to have to click on over. Anyways, so yeah. It's Amber.
Time for me to go surf see ya tomorrow!
I don't really know why but I'm already over this chick - Amber Heard - and she's hardly famous. I just hate her interviews. Who knows she might be really cool, but everytime I read anything she says I feel like I need an aspirin. I really want a martini but I gotta be cool with that shit. But yeah, I don't know if she knows the word 'chill.' Anyways here she is in Maxim describing her new movie, which I really want to see, Pineapple Express:
Seth Rogen and James Franco play these potheads trapped in this comedy of errors, and I get thrown into the mix as Seth’s neurotic young girlfriend, Angie, who is horrified that he’s such a drug user. She’s very square. Looking at the two of them as a couple, you’re like, What are these two people doing together?
That wasn't very bad. But just trust - it gets bad!
Here's Amber Heard, number 97 on the sexy girl list, at the Young Hollywood Awards or something like that dressed to kill. She's always dressed to kill though! No matter what, some chicks just always look like they're going to be totally lit up and naked before the sun rises once again. It's in the heavens! Inspiration like this only comes from somewhere wonderful. Blasting great music, like Gn'R Lies, or cocaine. Or both!
Ps we also thinks she's a bit crazy.
WTF! She did it again! Amber Heard came to another movie premiere dressed as Nikki Sixx.
Her stylist is the shit!!
Amber showed up at the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' party in Nikki's Theatre of Pain jacket and make up.
Amber Kickstart's our Heart! Come Home Sweet Home! And then Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)!
Amber Heard is stoked! Her movie premiere, Remember The Daze, went off last night. And Amber was totally into it. Her make-up and outift was amazing. In fact I think I've seen it before.
The Looks That Kill video!!
Nikki Sixx would be so proud! They should get rid of fatass Vince and bring Amber on tour!
 Amber Heard is so hot but she really like to just blah blah blah! It seems every time she speaks, the conversation turns into her explaining is how smart she is. So annoying! No lecture! I don't need to learn the right way.
'Cause I already know the right way. Sex, drugs and rock n roll!!
So here's Amber in the new GQ. Pictures are worth a thousand words and these are really nice, lovely, the wrong way words.
Amber Heard could possibly be a new obsession. She has amazing hair and looks totally nuts. Nuts in a good way! I have no idea who she is because I don't watch stupid shows, but I do know she went to Catholic school and that's pretty hot. Not just because, as everybody knows, Catholic school girls are sluts, but because the Red Hot Chili Peppers wrote a whole song about their radness. The peppers are brilliant!
So unless I hear her speak and it really sucks you guys are getting more Amber. Here's crazy Amber on TRL.
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