Amber Heard Can Make Sex With The Eyes

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 01:09.Amber Heard Can Make Sex With The Eyes

Here's Amber Heard, number 97 on the sexy girl list, at the Young Hollywood Awards or something like that dressed to kill. She's always dressed to kill though! No matter what, some chicks just always look like they're going to be totally lit up and naked before the sun rises once again. It's in the heavens! Inspiration like this only comes from somewhere wonderful. Blasting great music, like Gn'R Lies, or cocaine. Or both!

Ps we also thinks she's a bit crazy.

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I Think She's A Huge Motley Crue Fan

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 04:05.I Think She's A Huge Motley Crue Fan

WTF! She did it again! Amber Heard came to another movie premiere dressed as Nikki Sixx.

Her stylist is the shit!!

Amber showed up at the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' party in Nikki's Theatre of Pain jacket and make up.

Amber Kickstart's our Heart! Come Home Sweet Home! And then Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)!

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Amber Heard's Make Up Is Exciting

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 03:55.Amber Heard's Make Up Is Exciting

Amber Heard is stoked! Her movie premiere, Remember The Daze, went off last night. And Amber was totally into it. Her make-up and outift was amazing. In fact I think I've seen it before.

The Looks That Kill video!!

Nikki Sixx would be so proud! They should get rid of fatass Vince and bring Amber on tour!

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Amber Heard Is Like Not Completely Stupid

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/26/2008 - 20:32.Amber Heard Is Like Not Completely Stupid

Amber Heard is so hot but she really like to just blah blah blah! It seems every time she speaks, the conversation turns into her explaining is how smart she is. So annoying! No lecture! I don't need to learn the right way.

'Cause I already know the right way. Sex, drugs and rock n roll!!

So here's Amber in the new GQ. Pictures are worth a thousand words and these are really nice, lovely, the wrong way words.

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Bitch Is Amber Heard

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 22:11.Bitch Is Amber Heard

Amber Heard could possibly be a new obsession. She has amazing hair and looks totally nuts. Nuts in a good way! I have no idea who she is because I don't watch stupid shows, but I do know she went to Catholic school and that's pretty hot. Not just because, as everybody knows, Catholic school girls are sluts, but because the Red Hot Chili Peppers wrote a whole song about their radness. The peppers are brilliant!

So unless I hear her speak and it really sucks you guys are getting more Amber. Here's crazy Amber on TRL.

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