Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 00:37.
Charlie Sheen has needs! Four girl at one time needs! According to Page Six, one night last year Charlie paid $20,000 for a couple hours with four hookers. When the girls showed up at the door Charlie was standing in the doorway in a silk robe embroided with C. MaSheen on the pocket. Here's the deal as told by madam Nici, who delivered Sheen his women:
"One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service. When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later."
What happened to Mrjonze55! Actually that's probably the number one rule of dirty paid-for sex. Always use a different name for porn chatrooms then the one you use when buying whores. Then it's not cheating! Don't piss off your whores!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 03:35. Their are no senior virgins. It's true! There are more Dodo birds on Earth, but anyways that's how Kristin Cavallari will roll in her next movie: a high school senior virgin. But she wants to end that trend with the football team kicker. Wow. Until she finds out he's a dick:
The plot revolves around a high school senior who has decided to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, who serves as the kicker on the high school football team. However, she changes her mind when she finds out her man only wants to deflower her so he can get some props in the team's "Bang Book." Upon discovering his intention, she sets about plotting her revenge.
The sad thing is there are actually losers out there with bang books or whatever. Who cares that much? So what? I say, if you can remember the name long enough to write it in a book, you suck.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 01:50.
Sex slavery is not a joke. Unless your sex slaves are Bar Refaeli and Petra Nemcova. Then it's like winning the lottery!
Seriously though, I just learned how bad the sex trade industry actually is. About one million girls age 9-15 are sold every year. And over 17, 500 of them are sold in the U.S. Some people are just dicks! The Somaly Mam Foundation put on the sex slave party last night, attended Bar and Petra. Here's their MySpace page. Friend 'em.
And here's Bar and Petra just being awesome.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:15.
Matthew McConaughey wants to die during sex. 'Cause his dad did. While boning his mom. And he's stoked on it! Here's Matt:
"My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can't think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, 'Boy when I get out of here, I bet you I'll be making love to your mother.' I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that's my preferred exit strategy. But let's not rush it, eh?"
Yeah boning an old lady is awesome! I can't wait!
Well geez, if you're going to die right after sex at least you can hire a million dollar 20-year-old whore. Yeah, I'll write you a check!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:54.
NinjaDude: Max Mosley is one of the richest guys in England. He's also on the front page of the newspaper naked in a sex torture room.
Evil Beet: One of the girls from 'My Super Sweet 16' is in big trouble.
Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse gets free custom Cavalli forever.
CSB: Cindy Crawford hottness.
Seriouslyomg: Ricky Schroder has a kid that's oranger than the oompa loompas.
POTP: Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant, damn it!
Wendy: Chloe Sevigny is hiding.
IDWYL: Posh and her bammers.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/28/2008 - 10:50. Fire! Kristen Cavallari and Sophie Monk ran into each other at the gym yesterday. Then they started getting hot and sweaty! Making out, feeling each other up! Insane! Like that scene in Wild Things but blonde. Blondes in tights rule!
Maybe it wasn't that dramatic but close. Stick me in the middle!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 03/25/2008 - 00:16.
Mick Jagger talks performing, and why he still gets no satisfaction:
It's like when you are young you think you should be having sex all the time. If you're reading a book, all you are thinking about is "Why am I reading a book, why aren't I haven't sex. I'm wasting my time if I'm not having sex."
That's right! Books and Mick Jagger el kingo last forever. Sex and youth come and go, so love it!
Source
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 10:26.
Yeeeah: With your Jessica Simpson sex doll and her three cylinders of love you can be satisfied "orally, vaginally or anally!"
Holy Moly: Kate Moss is getting married.
Seriouslyomg: Pamela Anderson and very little clothes.
WIMB: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie double date.
DailyStab: Colin Farrell Googles himself.
Celebwarship: Mischa Barton and her new boyfriend.
POTP: Britney Spears is issuing more restraining orders.
Wendy: Ashton Kutcher models tighty whities.
Submitted by eddie on Sat, 02/23/2008 - 22:22.
Say no to babies! And AIDS! Katie Price is coming out with her own line of vibrators and condoms. Her vibrators might even have little heaters in them since she hates using the cold ones. I hate that I know that. Katie has even designed a logo: her naked silhouette.
Why stop at vibrators and condoms?? Where's the Katie Price blow up doll!!
FYI if you click on the little pictures you might be able to get a peak of Katie's boobie.
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 17:07.
Remember how Kate Moss celebrated her 34th birthday party with an all-night orgy in her hotel suite. The one with two other girls, one other guy, a bunch of lurkers, a little man in a tux peddling champagne and cocaine and Ronnie Wood in the corner. Yeah, didn't happen. News of the World now says it was all just a big misunderstanding:
SORRY KATE. We would like to apologise to Kate Moss and to her family and friends for any offence or distress caused by our article last week relating to alleged events at her 34th birthday party at the Dorchester Hotel. The News of the World was offered detailed information from a normally reliable source which we now accept was untrue. We regret publication of that material in the column and have agreed to pay Kate a sum in damages.
I swear I've had like a million dreams exactly like this. Tons of champagne coming from really polite little butlers with British accents, Kate Moss, face paint, a couple of the Stones, ahhhh!!! PLEASE. LET. ME. IN. WAAAAA!
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