Submitted by eddie on Sun, 04/20/2008 - 10:35.
Cheryl Cole is frigging skinny! Like, hungry kid on tv that wants change hungry. Not that that's a bad thing, just saying. Ribs are cool! News of the World says she has lost two dress sizes over the last two months:
The sad star, snapped last year with a beaming smile and cracking figure, has dropped two dress sizes since learning Chelsea star husband Ashley Cole, 27, cheated. She now weighs less than seven stone.
And, the weight of seven stones is? Must Brits always use slang? Can. Not. Understand. You. Freaks. Anyways Cheryl's skin still looks lovely. She has the smootest skin. Like chocolate.
And am I the only one who noticed she's not wearing a bra?
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/07/2008 - 05:58.
Fergie told everyone she was bulimic to hide her meth addiction. Hell no I'm not addicted to meth! I have an eating disorder so screw off!
Brilliant! In the new Glamour F-E-R-G-I-E also says she was stoked the drugs made her S-K-I-N-N-Y. Here:
"Oh, completely--drugs make you lie. But honestly, in the beginning, I liked the fact that at first [the drugs] made me thinner. I did have a secret joy about that. But that lasted for about a month. And then all of a sudden I was too skinny. I lost my curves. My face was very gaunt. So I would go [out to eat and] get practically everything on the menu, and..."
This can totally work for all kinds of crap! Nah I'm not shaking from my Monster addiction. I'm anorexic asshole! Here's Ferg last night.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 12:22. Denise Richards has fat days. So she hides away in a tub of ice cream, chocolate sauce, and a box of wine! Oh, the pain!
Nah actually she works out - which is pretty cool. Denise, in the new Shape, says her fat days are a little secret she keeps from her children:
"I'll never talk about weight around them, "And they'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."
Personally I think secrets are a horrible thing. Just tell the kids. Mommy's fat! Until she does pilates:
"Pilates is the only exercise that doesn't aggravate my back. Pilates was the only workout that made my belly flat again after having two kids. I just love it."
Denise actually says she's a jeans size smaller just from pilates. And she was never fat. Blah.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 11:00. Erika Eleniak lost 31 pounds on the fourth season of Celebrity Fit Club in 2006. It's been over a year and a half and she still looks hot! What are the chances of THAT? She's 39 years old and an alumni of reality TV dieting. Carnie Wilson was on the same show, had gastric bypass surgery, and still weighs 208 lbs. Here's Carnie:
"Everyone can see that I'm bigger, but I cannot hibernate."
"I'd like to lose 45 to 50 pounds and then try to get pregnant again. I know I will do it! I don't consider myself a failure. I just got off track."
Get pregnant again!! No more Carnies! What the hell kind of goal is that?
Oh yeah so Erika was the star of Baywatch for three seasons until Pamela Anderson came along and downgraded. There's only room for so many blondes, even on Baywatch!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 09:16.
Tara Reid is in Cancun where the bikinis drop like poops in the toilet. Sexy! She's wearing some little thingy probably because she doesn't want to hear crap about eating disorders or plastic surgery. Well too bad!
A Beverly Hills lipo expert is saying he can fix Tara's stomach problems. Here's his diagnosis based on photos:
“Tara’s irregularities are primarily occurring because there are some areas that were done overly aggressively and other areas that were not done well enough. Additionally, there is a lot of uneven skin retraction because the surgeon has most likely jabbed or poked the skin from underneath. This irritates the dermis causing uneven pull back of skin."
So that's the deal. If you don't want to wear shalls in Cancun stay skinny or don't get jabbed or poked from underneath.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 11:09.
Nicky Hilton eats! Nicky Knobs says she isn't suffering from anorexia or bulima. But is it really suffering? Here's Nicky:
"I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles. My friends see the pictures and they're like 'Oh my god are you okay?' And then they see me, and they're like 'Oh ... ' It's really not that interesting or true."
Here's Nicky in LA this week. You decide.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/03/2008 - 10:25. Nicky's nob's are back! Nicky Hilton and her nobby knees are clackin around town, shopping on Melrose this weekend.
Everbody's knocking the nobs. Saying Nicky's too skinny. What's wrong with nobs??
Aside from lookin' all wacked and bent, is it really that bad? I like the nobs. The only one who probably hates the nobs is David Katzenberg. Think about it.
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Submitted by eddie on Sun, 02/24/2008 - 02:00.
Tara Reid came out to some gifting thingy this week and isn't anorexic. A couple months ago, when everyone was saying she's anorexic, she said this: "I was thin for a movie that I just finished. Now they are going to see me and say Im too fat because Ive gained 10 pounds... I can't win!"
Well she looks good. She's not too fat. And before, she wasn't too skinny. It was hot.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 02/19/2008 - 08:31.
Jessica Simpson says no! The aspiring country star could have a prominent career as a fitness video instructor, but she's just not feeling it. Simpo already has shot one workout video for film company Speedfit. And for a check in the muti-millions. But that was at a time when Jess's career wasn't hot like that. Before Blonde Ambition. At least according to Page Six:
In 2005, during a lull in her career, Simpson starred in a workout tape produced by Speedfit, a fitness video company. Although she signed a multimillion-dollar contract, she later changed her mind and prevented the video from being released by not giving final approval. Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she's refused to settle, Astilean's now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, "They are hurting millions of fat people in America." Simpson's rep said, "It's a legal matter that's in the hands of attorneys."
Sue her for fat people! Sue! Sue!
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 01/09/2008 - 15:51.
Tara Reid is speaking out after shots of her on a bikini bender in Australia exposed an anorexic tanned body. She says she's not too skinny, and it's just lose-lose with the press. Yep it is. Here's Tara in OK Mag:
I'm not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds.
"I was thin for a movie that I just finished. Now they are going to see me and say Im too fat because Ive gained 10 pounds... I can't win!"
So what do you think? Here's Tara's bikini shots HERE and HERE. Too skinny?
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