Katy Perry talks about boobs. Weird and quasi-amazing KFC Burger, and the raddest surf film you’ll see today. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
You guys know how to make a cheeseburger? Take a bun put a burger, cheese, and maybe a couple other things inside it, right? Wrong! Behold the cheese top burger from KFC. Most likely the lamest cheeseburger ever, but also the most interesting. How the eff do you hold it?
It’s a man’s world and you girls are just living in it, right? Ummm. I’m not so sure about that. I’ve always said the only reason I don’t live on some deserted tropical island, surfing all day, and relaxing like a champ, is because I would never get laid. All us stupid men of the world go to work everyday and buy tons of useless crap is because of girls. YOu think it’s fun going to a nine to five? I’m not the first one to come up with thought. The great philosopher Thomas DeLonge once wrote “Way back at the starting line, When Eve was on Adam’s mind, He was the first to go, In search of the great unknown.” Adam ate that stupid apple to get laid. And now news comes today that Katy Perry has confirmed she believes this as well! “Just because you have boobs doesn’t mean you can’t rule the world! You actually really rule the world!” And there you have it. The world is a babes oyster.
And finally today, some pretty cool dudes went on the raddest surf trip of all-time recently. They scored perfect right, perfect lefts, giant slabs, and lived to tell to tale. Plus they documented it with one of the coolest surf movies I’ve ever seen. Here’s a clip.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.