
Status Update
I’ve heard stories about a crew of guys who play cool music and have tons of fun and hang out with a giant robot out near Cleveland. I decided to find out a bit more about this crew. They are named Asleep and they are the subjects of this week’s Status Update:
We are Asleep and we are from: Yompton, a town Satan personally farted on.
In 7 words or less I would say our band is: More fun than a barrel of titties.
When you come to our concert you will have the best time if you: Leave your pants and bring your LSD.
We recorded our most recent album Unpleasant Companion in four days. If I wasn’t recording the album those days, these are the four things I would’ve liked to do instead:
1.) Eaten a panda bear hot dog from Hot Doug’s
2.) Played poker with Wilco.
3.) Smoked a blunt with Ye (Kanye West)
4.) Played dice on the southside
We have a friend named Punchy The Robot. He is the coolest friend because: He incites dance parties on the streets, he parties and punches himself way harder than Andrew WK, and he has a spaceship. A spaceship full of marijuana.
In summary Asleep is a band that rocks out with their earplugs out.
Asleep’s latest album is called Unpleasent Companion.















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