Daily Detour
The Helicopter Cat – A Flying Dead Cat plus, glen danzig fights a newspaperman and a pizza vending machine
A man turns his dead cat into a helicopter, Glen Danzig enforces his no pictures policy, and Let’s Pizza… a pizza vending machine on way to America.
You know, I’m sort of a romantic guy. I like walks in the park, a little picnic, flying kites. But I feel like it’s time to turn it up a notch. And that’s why, on my next first date, I will ditch the kite and do like this guy. Fly my dead taxidemied cat around.
Behold the Helicopter cat! A sprawled out flying dead cat. Woooo.
Babe, I’m not creepy at all. I just made a Helicopter Cat.
I’ve got something to say. Don’t take my picture today. Glen Danzig has a retarded no pictures, no video policy for his latest shows. And I guess he’s serious about it. Check this out Danzig recently ran off the stage and tried to fight a newspaper camera guy for taking pictures.
Boo to you Danzig. Chill.
And finally today, I think the world’s greatest hangover vending machine is coming to America. Let’s Pizza is a little device that builds and bakes you a pizza for you in just two point five minutes. Fresh ingredients, and it only costs $5.95 per pizza. Sorry pizza delivery kid. I’m getting one these in my house.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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