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Mermaids Aren’t Real According To The Government Also, Deadmau5 and Rippers
The Government claims mermaids don’t exist. Fuck the Government. Also, Deadmau5′ girlfriend and Rippers hot dog stand. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Ok here’s the deal. I don’t like to talk about politics on this show, because I think the government is stupid. But today we have very interesting news emerging from a government study. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has announced that, wait for it… mermaids aren’t real. Yes that’s right. Those hot, sexy, flippered, bikini shell wearing babes of the ocean are fake. Made up. A lie. According to the N-O-A-A, after combing the data, “no evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” And there you have it. The government who would never lie about anything says mermaids are fake.
I’ve always heard about how hot Deadmau5′s girlfriend is. Whenever anyone I know meets him that’s the first thing they say: “damn Deadmau5′s girlfriend is sooooooooo hot.” I’ve always thought he pulled any girl he wants because he’s an internationally acclaimed E-D-M artist that throws awesome parties and entire life is a blast. But not so – turns out he’s a ladies man who likes relaxing afternoons and picnics in the park. Here he is last weekend serenading his babe with a music and some wine.
Nice mask.
And finally today, I’ve recently found one of the coolest commercials I’ve ever seen. It’s for Rippers hot dog and hamburger shack at Rockaway Beach. The Ramones even soundtracked the spot. Check it out.
Get that sand outta your hair, eat some burgers, and drink some beers.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Yes, The Darkness Really Did Just Bring A Stripping Bear To Wall Street Also, The Stones and Sex & Drugs
The Darkness bring a stripper bear to Wall St. in their new video for Everybody Have A Good Time. Also, The Rolling Stones 50th poster by Shepard Fairey, and drugs and love have something in common. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Mick, Keith and the rest of the raddest rockers of all time are turning 50 this year. They’ve asked Shepard Fairey to design their anniversary logo. How’s it look? The S is a five and the O is a zero. Get it 50. Haha.
Do you happen to have a drug problem you’re trying to kick? I have a solution for you. Fall in love! Yes it’s true… turns out drug addiction and love activate the same area of the brain. Researchers analyzed results from over 20 different studies and have concluded one thing – love is addictive. Ahhhhhhhhh. Maybe Robert Palmer was right.
And finally today, the world we live in is a difficult place. Stock markets are crashing, protestors are occupying parks, jobs are hard to come by. And that’s why I’m leaving you with this – a stripping bear on Wall Street from the new video by The Darkness.
Ok that’s all for me. I am outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Katy Perry: Boobs Rule All. Everyone Else: Duh. Also, Food Innovation Out Of Control and Toys Surfing
Katy Perry talks about boobs. Weird and quasi-amazing KFC Burger, and the raddest surf film you’ll see today. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
You guys know how to make a cheeseburger? Take a bun put a burger, cheese, and maybe a couple other things inside it, right? Wrong! Behold the cheese top burger from KFC. Most likely the lamest cheeseburger ever, but also the most interesting. How the eff do you hold it?
It’s a man’s world and you girls are just living in it, right? Ummm. I’m not so sure about that. I’ve always said the only reason I don’t live on some deserted tropical island, surfing all day, and relaxing like a champ, is because I would never get laid. All us stupid men of the world go to work everyday and buy tons of useless crap is because of girls. YOu think it’s fun going to a nine to five? I’m not the first one to come up with thought. The great philosopher Thomas DeLonge once wrote “Way back at the starting line, When Eve was on Adam’s mind, He was the first to go, In search of the great unknown.” Adam ate that stupid apple to get laid. And now news comes today that Katy Perry has confirmed she believes this as well! “Just because you have boobs doesn’t mean you can’t rule the world! You actually really rule the world!” And there you have it. The world is a babes oyster.
And finally today, some pretty cool dudes went on the raddest surf trip of all-time recently. They scored perfect right, perfect lefts, giant slabs, and lived to tell to tale. Plus they documented it with one of the coolest surf movies I’ve ever seen. Here’s a clip.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Paris Hilton The DJ At Her First Show In Brazil Also, Treasure Island Music Festival Lineup and Deadmau5 Clothing Line
M83, The XX to rock Treasure Island 2012, a Deamau5 clothing line, and Paris Hilton plays a show.
I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
What if I told you there’s a place where the beer flows like wine and women flock like the salmon of capistrano and it’s not Aspen but an island? That place is the Treasure Island music festival and they just released the lineup for 2012. M83, The XX, Gossip and many more. The festival is in early October. Go check out all the details on their website.
Deadmau5 is unveiling a line of hats. But don’t worry if you purchase a piece of Deadmou5 headwear you won’t look like a bug eyed, fucked up Disney character high on crack. These hats are baseball style and created by Neff Headwear. Other items in the Neffmau5 clothing line include hoodies and tees. The line launches July 15th.
And finally today, as you know Paris Hilton has launched a career as a DJ. SHe had her first performance last week. I leave you with a clip. Take it as you wish….
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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