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Mermaids Aren’t Real According To The Government Also, Deadmau5 and Rippers
The Government claims mermaids don’t exist. Fuck the Government. Also, Deadmau5′ girlfriend and Rippers hot dog stand. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Ok here’s the deal. I don’t like to talk about politics on this show, because I think the government is stupid. But today we have very interesting news emerging from a government study. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has announced that, wait for it… mermaids aren’t real. Yes that’s right. Those hot, sexy, flippered, bikini shell wearing babes of the ocean are fake. Made up. A lie. According to the N-O-A-A, after combing the data, “no evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” And there you have it. The government who would never lie about anything says mermaids are fake.
I’ve always heard about how hot Deadmau5′s girlfriend is. Whenever anyone I know meets him that’s the first thing they say: “damn Deadmau5′s girlfriend is sooooooooo hot.” I’ve always thought he pulled any girl he wants because he’s an internationally acclaimed E-D-M artist that throws awesome parties and entire life is a blast. But not so – turns out he’s a ladies man who likes relaxing afternoons and picnics in the park. Here he is last weekend serenading his babe with a music and some wine.
Nice mask.
And finally today, I’ve recently found one of the coolest commercials I’ve ever seen. It’s for Rippers hot dog and hamburger shack at Rockaway Beach. The Ramones even soundtracked the spot. Check it out.
Get that sand outta your hair, eat some burgers, and drink some beers.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Always heard Deadmau5′ girlfriend was hot. Now I know how he pulls chicks.
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Paris Hilton The DJ At Her First Show In Brazil Also, Treasure Island Music Festival Lineup and Deadmau5 Clothing Line
M83, The XX to rock Treasure Island 2012, a Deamau5 clothing line, and Paris Hilton plays a show.
I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
What if I told you there’s a place where the beer flows like wine and women flock like the salmon of capistrano and it’s not Aspen but an island? That place is the Treasure Island music festival and they just released the lineup for 2012. M83, The XX, Gossip and many more. The festival is in early October. Go check out all the details on their website.
Deadmau5 is unveiling a line of hats. But don’t worry if you purchase a piece of Deadmou5 headwear you won’t look like a bug eyed, fucked up Disney character high on crack. These hats are baseball style and created by Neff Headwear. Other items in the Neffmau5 clothing line include hoodies and tees. The line launches July 15th.
And finally today, as you know Paris Hilton has launched a career as a DJ. SHe had her first performance last week. I leave you with a clip. Take it as you wish….
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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