This Is A Happy Couple

That dainty peach on the left gave that lovely lip to the man on the right. And the reason why is the absolutely hilarious. Brittany Phillips, 19, woke up bright and early one fine Saturday morning. Her boyfriend Todd Stewart, 35, was sleeping soundly next to her. It must have been a lovely sunrise in Ouachita Parish, Lousiana that day, because something happened to Brittany. She wanted sex! Pretty damn bad, because when sleeping beauty Todd said no, she got pretty pissed. She pressed and pressed and he said no and no. It got so bad, Todd had to get out of bed and attempt to continue his sleep on the couch. Well, that didn't go so good.

Brittany found a sharp metal object, which Todd thinks was a knife, and stabbed him in the face with it!

Let the story of Todd and Brittany be a lesson to all you guys out there. Never say no! Give it up and go back to bed. It's not so difficult. Or don't date crazy bitches, 'cause that might work to!

(via: The Smoking Gun)