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A producer of Rock of Love and a few other reality shows is complaining that evil studio execs are busting his balls to create more content for less money. They are giving him smaller and smaller budgets each season and he's pissed:

"Every year there's more and more budgetary pressure. Every network is having its budgetary problems, and that's being pushed back toward all content. So there's a constant pressure to produce more for less."

I'd be pissed to. Like half the reality show productions are already the chinziest pieces of crap anyways. Half the crew usually gets paid dick. The other half gets paid in dick! Don't be in that half! I used to work for Bunim/Murray (Real World. Living Lohan) and I just recieved a class action lawsuit settlement in the mail because a bunch of people are suing them for unpayed overtime.

Ha! Lawyers rip when they're suing somebody else for you and you don't have to do anything!