Pete Doherty In His Five Star Cell

Pete's room isn't very five star! Even though I think they let him bring his own shoes in. Check those mad kicks! Somebody sneak pic'd Pete Doherty on their camera phone. His room doesn't look very plush, but that jacket is pretty sick. It's way nicer then orange. And so they say he's doing heroin in jail. The newspaper knows this but not the guards:

"He hasn’t received his prison wage yet so he’s getting the drugs on credit and writing IOUs."

That's a plus! A positive. Not only do you get to sell your drugs to Doherty, but you get an autograph. Stoked: "He usually signs his name next to a scribbled smiley face with a trilby." I want a tribley graph.

Plus after you sell him the smack, you can take a few camera phone pics and sell 'em to the paper. It's win-win-win!

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