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WARNING: Skinny Jeans Cause Twisted Testicles Plus, Rufio From Hook Reading Poems
Skinny jeans on men can fuck your balls up, Apple advertising in everything, and Rufio today. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
If you think wearing jeans that make you look like you’re the fifth member of Led Zeppelin is super awesome, I have one more reason that makes them even cooler. You probably won’t get any chicks pregnant! Yes that’s right. A doctor is claiming skinny jeans on men cause a low sperm count. But unfortunately the problems don’t end there. The doc claims skinny jeans also cause bladder weakness, fungal irritations, urinary tract infections, and get this… twisted testicles. Yes, you heard that right. Twisted. Doctor Hilary Jones says “I have seen several cases of men who have twisted testicles due to wearing jeans that are far too tight.” I have only one word for that: bullllllllllshitttttttttt.
A lot of people say much of Apple’s success lies in it’s marketing and advertising. So I wonder why many other large firms pay attention and copy Apple’s minimalist ads? Well, a designer has created a number of ads in the style of the computer maker. How’s this: Wheat Thins… Incredibly thin. Bic… Pen Levis… butt cheek. McDonalds… French Fry.
I don’t know about you but I feel buying some french fries and squeezing some butt cheeks now.
And finally today… do you remember Rufio? The kid from Hook. Yeah that guy well guess what he up to these days? He actually has a YouTube channel where he slam raps about internet porn and other crazy stuff. He’s pretty freaking good check it out.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Girls In Chucks, Mick Jagger, and new Green Day Happy Monday
Girls In Chucks, Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger, and Green Day’s ’Oh Love.’ I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Last sunday I spent a lot of time laying on my couch. And my on bed, and on my beach chair on the fire escape, and pretty much anywhere I could find a spot. I was relaxing! I did a lot of reading the iPad as well, and I found some cool stuff. Like my favorite shoe blog I’ve ever seen. It’s called Girls in Chucks, and it’s some of the coolest pictures you’ve seen of girls in Converse. There’s brunette girls in black converse, Blonde girls in American flag converse, girls in washing machines in green converse, and even topless girls in white converse! Whoa. I love shoes!
While reading the internet I discovered I book I really want to read. Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger looks like one of the coolest biographies written on the Stones frontman. The book features interviews with friends, family members, and musicians Mick has worked with over the years. We get a ton stories about Micks wild and crazy life, as well as a look at what drives the dude. Until we get an autobiography like Keiths from the Mickster, this will have to do.
And speaking of the Stones, Green Day just released the first song off what they are calling their Exile on Main Street. Green Day’s single Oh Love has premiered. Here’s a clip.
Ok that’s all for me. I am outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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OFF! // “Borrow and Bomb” and “I Got News For You” Teen Talk: "Where teens get to do the talking"
OFF! is out with a fucking awesome double video for their songs “Borrow and Bomb” and “I Got News For You.” It stars that dude from Kids In The Hall, Dave Foley, as the host of an ’80s crap show called Teen Talk. Teen Talk apparently dissects issues of the youth, and this week they look at a phenomenon known as punk rock.
But wait it gets better. All I can say is… jazzercise!
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