Skinny jeans on men can fuck your balls up, Apple advertising in everything, and Rufio today. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
If you think wearing jeans that make you look like you’re the fifth member of Led Zeppelin is super awesome, I have one more reason that makes them even cooler. You probably won’t get any chicks pregnant! Yes that’s right. A doctor is claiming skinny jeans on men cause a low sperm count. But unfortunately the problems don’t end there. The doc claims skinny jeans also cause bladder weakness, fungal irritations, urinary tract infections, and get this… twisted testicles. Yes, you heard that right. Twisted. Doctor Hilary Jones says “I have seen several cases of men who have twisted testicles due to wearing jeans that are far too tight.” I have only one word for that: bullllllllllshitttttttttt.
A lot of people say much of Apple’s success lies in it’s marketing and advertising. So I wonder why many other large firms pay attention and copy Apple’s minimalist ads? Well, a designer has created a number of ads in the style of the computer maker. How’s this: Wheat Thins… Incredibly thin. Bic… Pen Levis… butt cheek. McDonalds… French Fry.
I don’t know about you but I feel buying some french fries and squeezing some butt cheeks now.
And finally today… do you remember Rufio? The kid from Hook. Yeah that guy well guess what he up to these days? He actually has a YouTube channel where he slam raps about internet porn and other crazy stuff. He’s pretty freaking good check it out.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.