"S.F. has more pot clubs than Starbucks"

Apparently the Government keeps track of things like this, because well, government people are bored and it's fun to count Starbucks. According to the blog of the Office of National Drug Control Policy (yep they have a blog), my hometown of San Francisco has 98 marijuana distributors and 71 Starbucks. Seventy-one Starbucks! Where are they all?? I had to walk at least four blocks to get a coffee this morning.

What's super funny though is the government totally counted the marijuana dispensaries wrong. But they won't admit it, and I doubt it's because they're stoned. The San Francisco Chronicle says those guys have double counted at least one spot, six are addresses not in SF, one is the '12 Galaxies' nightclub which is fun but just closed down, and another 24 are secret, which means the government won't say where they are, but they're pretty sure they are there. 

I just want to know where all the Starbucks are because those coffee's are delicious. Mmmm, coffee.