She's Not Really Naked

She's not! Personally, I think she's naked. But these photo agency guys are trying to tell me that this Victoria's Secret model hanging out on the beach is really wearing a skin colored bikini. I swear they're full of sh!t. But they are really convincing. I'm like, 'you guys are crazy. That chick is naked.' And they said 'No!' She's wearing a 'tiny see-through plastic and flesh coloured thong covering her modesty as she chilled out on Miami Beach.'

They're nuts. I don't trust them. Neither does that security guard who told her put some friggin' pants on. 

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