nice pants. i digem. and im not watching her dumb show either!

---I just *barely* have any idea who this chick is (though I believe I recognize her from a show or two). SO I only know *very* little about her...

---But I know one thing:

--- Dude, you're gay for the iPhone.

---She is pretty f*kin hot, and completely 100% bang-able.

---But if she doesn't endorse the kind of phone you prefer (phone ... seriously? a phone??), you launch into a great big "HOW DARE YOU!?" tyrate of hatred.

---So despite her long legs and bubble butt, firm little titz and smokin' hot face ... you now despise her. You are no longer heterosexual. Your phone preference was all it took. (with some people, it just takes a few beers to suddenly find out they're gay ... with you, it took a phone)

---So get on board. You are totally gay now. You were 'turned' by the iPhone.

---I suspect with all the unnecessary hype about the iPhone, you can probably go on the talk show circuit now. They'll call the episode of Jerry Springer:
--- "His iPhone made him gay".

---Not that there's anything at all wrong with being gay. I'm sure its just great. I wouldn't know first hand, so maybe you can clarify.

---I'm just saying: If you have such screaming angry reactions to a woman this hot, just because of your PHONE PREFERENCES ... well, your sexual preferences seem kind of 'fragile' by comparison.

---I went to a strip club with a few friends, and this totally hot chick was workin' all her goodies in front of us. One of my friends kept asking her "So how much do you ladies get paid around here? Are there any medical benefits?" etc. A few years later, we found out he's gay.

---Screaming about this hot chick in skin tight clothes "using the wrong phone" is equally obvious. You should just come out, dude. Its ok! Its the 21st century. People will still be nice to you. And those who are not on board with your sexual preference never deserved to be your friend in the first place.

---You go, sister!!

---Anyone else out there agree?