Totally Wrong Scientific Study Of The Week

Ok so a bunch of doctors in a Psychiatry association are putting together their patients music listening habits and correlating that with their mental health symptoms. Supposedly the kind of music you listen to directly reflects your behavior. Or more like reflects what bad behavior you are going to get into. Here's what they found:

Heavy Metal Fans: "are big on unprotected sex, self-harm and shoplifting"

Pop Fans: "deal with curiosity on their sexuality and worries about peer-acceptance."

Dance Music Fans: "indulge in more drug use, no matter what their socio-economic background is."

Jazz Fans: "struggle with social acceptance, usually settling down as misfits and loners"

Rap Fans: "keen on theft, violence and anger"

Ok, heavy metal fans aren't big on unprotected sex. It just happens! Nobody likes worrying about the clap for a month, no matter their musical preference. Obviously ravers are drug addicts. And I don't think jazz fans like being called loners. They're usually pretty nice folks! And I really have nothing to say about the rappers.

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