Get Her The Strawberry Double Play!

Ok this is obviously a publiciy stunt and pretty dumb. Who the f##k would want a 15-year-old as a condom spokeswhore? But that's what Lifestyles Condoms is trying to pitch. They are offering Miley Cyrus $1,000,000 to "appeal to a younger demographic." So basically they're saying if you're one of Miley's teeney bopper fans, wrap it up! Yeeeeeah my god I don't even know where to begin with this one. So here, just take it from Lifestyles:

With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the US, LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don’t become just more statistics.  As one of the leading condom makers in the country, LifeStyles is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the new company spokesperson to appeal to the younger demographic that is in need the most.“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for LifeStyles Condoms. 

“With recent reports showing that one out four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set—and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

In addition to the monetary compensation, LifeStyles will also provide Miley with a lifetime supply of LifeStyles Condoms—for whenever she decides the time is right.

Lifetime supply of condoms!! Fuck that! I want a lifetime supply of morning after pills!