Exactly The Right Outfit To Wear To Borders

Here's Katie Price doing a book signing yesterday at Borders. Her book, Angel Uncovered, is the sequel to her first novel Angel. Yeah, Katie's wrote two novels. It's even 304 pages long! Angel Uncovered is a high energy thriller described as "An explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity."

How the fuck do you beat that!!

And if you think this is just some shallow trash, well you obviously haven't read the synopsis:

Angel Summer looks as if she has found her happy ever after. She's married to the love of her life, sexy footballer Cal, they have a beautiful baby girl and Angel is Britain's top glamour model. But all is not as it seems and there is heartache in store. When Cal is transferred to AC Milan, Angel feels isolated being so far away from her family and friends instead of embracing the WAG lifestyle of designer shopping and pampering. Surrounded by beautiful people, will Angel and Cal pull together or will they turn elsewhere to seek comfort? Angel's worst nightmares come to life when an old flame of Cal's comes back on the scene and suddenly Angel is fighting to save her marriage, and herself.

Ok it is shallow trash. But what's wrong with that!?!