Johnny's Got A Problem

Johnny Rotten is always mouthing off. And he's usually right! Actually not really. But he's usually funny and that's more important. Anyways Johnny met Coldplay once and they didn't really make a decent impression:

“I met them a few years ago, said hello and realised they were just men in anoraks. They looked like a gang of little poncy masturbators."

Blah! I hate those poncy masterbator gangs. Never get in fights with them. They fight filthy. Like fuck man stop trying to jizz on me! I'm trying to knock you out! Anyways Johnny doesn't care for their music either:

“There is no fun, they don’t offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it’s a box of tosh sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people.”

Yeah, I have know idea on this one.