Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 03:43.
If they're calling this binge drinking Jessica Simpson looks pretty good for binge drinking. Supposedly Jessica got into the bar at 4pm and spent four hours slamming them down. She was with a couple friends and one of them puked under the table. Ok, that chick was binge drinking! That's when you know you're having fun. Fuck! CaCee just puked under the table - waiter! We'd like to sit over there now. Jessica left her Range Rover in the parking lot and mommy came to pick her up.
Chills! Chills! Mom coming to pick you up when you're drunk!
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Ok soo Jessica looks like that after a night of boozing and Pete Doherty comes out of rehab sober looking like shit.
I am sticking with drinking alcohol. Its more fun that way.
she has her purse, her clothes are still on with not a drop of liquor on them, and she not making out with other girls....that aint no binge.
Man if i didnt know any better id say she loves drinking about as much or more as she loves penis! but ya i'll show her a binge...that aint nothin
hahaha classic guys
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