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If you've ever wondered how to have butt sex with your girlfriend or some random girl and don't know how to ask, fear not! Spencer Pratt is the butt sex master. He knows his poop shooting! The anal authority. Someone asked him on his Yo Spencer column "How long do you have to date someone before it's appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?"

Obviously dating someone doesn't really matter when it comes to sex. But Spencer knows the right way:

"If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."

Does that sound about right, girls???