Camila's Stoked To Be The One!

Matthew McConaughey wants to die during sex. 'Cause his dad did. While boning his mom. And he's stoked on it! Here's Matt:

"My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can't think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, 'Boy when I get out of here, I bet you I'll be making love to your mother.' I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that's my preferred exit strategy. But let's not rush it, eh?"

Yeah boning an old lady is awesome! I can't wait!

Well geez, if you're going to die right after sex at least you can hire a million dollar 20-year-old whore. Yeah, I'll write you a check!