Jessica Simpson's Pee Stings!!

Jessica Simpson stings down there! Jessica is in the doctor's office being treated for a kidney infection. Kidney infections are rough. Worse than a bladder infection becuase you shake n shit. There's a few ways to prevent kidney infections and they go like this:

1. Don't put it in the ass before the vagina.
2. Clean genital areas.
3. Wipe from the front to the back.

And that's just according to the doctor! The worst thing is Tony Romo is busy in Dallas so he can't be with her. And of course that means someone other then Tony put it in the ass before the vagina!