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Stop! Wacking! Off!

Stop! Wacking! Off!

To many Irish kids are wacking off! The sperm for concert tickets initiative is an amazing success. In fact, so many Irish guys are throwing jizz that nobody wants it anymore. Keep it away!

The Sperm for Tickets program was designed to offer 'free tickets to any music festival in Europe under the new initiative... to increase Ireland’s sperm reserves.

Bad idea. Don't collect festival goer sperm! It's like the worst sperm in Ireland. 'Here's my cup now gimme my Babyshambles ticket!' Yeah the babies will have great taste but they'll probably be retarded. This is where I'm all for profiling. Free ballet tickets!


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