Madonna Is Single

As you've probably already heard Madonna and her husband of over seven years, Guy Richie, are going their own ways. Some nice folks are sayin' they work too much to make their marriage work, and others are saying it has to do with Madonna wanting to adopt another kid. I don't care at all about Madonna and her love life, but I really liked that official looking letter they sent so I really wanted to publish it. Plus you have their phone numbers now to. I'm sure they'll like that. Anyways so yeah, a 'friend' of the fam says this of the marriage:

"(They) can't bear to live with the pretense any longer. It's very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn't live together."

"Despite huge attempts to patch things up, they both knew deep down that divorce was in the cards. It wasn't a matter of 'if' but 'when.' They tried hard over the past few months, but their fighting was getting out of control. The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour."

And that's the way the story rolls.

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