Karolina's Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese

Not to be mean, but the first thing I thought when I saw these pictures of Karolina Kurkova, was 'wow, what a big fat cow. She better not start shaking 'cause that jello'll never stop!'

Well not really. But when Karolina did this show last weekend at San Paulo Fashion Week critics immediately said she looked horrible with her "back fat, love handles and cellulite." And that she's "uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."