Kanye West Wants To Get In Shape, Pose Naked

Kanye West really wants to pose naked because he breaks every rule "of American culture," but first he wants to work out for two months. Nobody wants to see a chubby rule breaker naked. I'll let Kanye explain:

"I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's Björk.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture."

I'm glad Kanye gets being naked is the ultimate way of proving your rebellness. I've been using that since 5th grade and it works everytime.

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