Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

They had tape back then?!? Supposedly there's a Jimi Hendrix sex tape being shopped around by Vivid entertainment. The New York Times says the video shows a man who looks like Jimi "wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times."

The Jimi Hendrix Experience. But not everyone think's its Jimi! One of Hendrix's  former girlfriends, Kathy Etchingham, says she's been experienced and it wasn't like that: “He would never have allowed anyone to see that. In private he was very shy and would cover up.”

Don't tell that to Cynthia Plaster Caster, the chick who molds every cock stars rock after a romantic experience. Plaster Caster speaks on the tape: “I’m 100 percent sure it’s him. The facial bone structure is the same. The eyebrows and the mustache are true to the style he was wearing in 1970.”

She also speaks on the clay Jimi penis she holds so dear to her heart:

"Jimi's pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough. I spent the next 15 minutes pulling out each individual hair one by one, while he had intercourse with just the right sized repository — his negative impression! This unexpected delay made him late for his show that evening, where he was seen scratching his crotch a lot onstage."

What a memory.