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This Stampede Light Plus's For You

Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 13:44.This Stampede Light Plus's For You

Jessica Simpson is peddling beer for you boozies. And not just any beer. Stampede Light Plus! Sounds like it's low carb, and plus.

Jessica says she's pushing beer because, well, she's a business lady folks: "As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people. Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while."

Why does she make it seem like drinking cold beer is contradictory to working out? What the fuck does she think dancing, playing pool, throwing darts and hooking up with whores are? Working out!

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Comments...

So Rad! what the hell is
Beers | Wed, 08/20/2008 - 14:02

So Rad! what the hell is stampede beer though?

hey, why does she look
Beers | Thu, 08/21/2008 - 13:22

hey, why does she look ruphied? maybe shes just drunk

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