I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY SPENCER!

Heidi Montag is sobbing her brains out on the new cover of Us Weekly. Poor Heidi says Spencer cheated on her, but not in THAT way. Anything for a cover! Heidi speaks:

"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year. I've definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me. Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat."

And Spencer chimes in: "We're definitely on a roller coaster. I'm not too happy about a lot of things."

So dumb! You dirty mental cheater you. Straighten that mind out boy!