So Fucking Rad! David Hasselhoff Drunk Off His Ass

Submitted by eddie on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 14:02.

David Hasselhoff's 17-year-old daughter has ratted out The Hoff and his drunken ways. Hoff's daughter filmed him totally loaded while on the ground eating bread off the floor. The shirtless Hoff mumbles a few words and pretty much tells his kid to scram. Check it:

Hoff says he's a recovering alcie and fell into a relapse. We say bullshit. The Hoff is having fun! You know he just rolled in from a club where he convinced some chick to take a ride in his car like that stupid video. Than they dressed up in little Baywatch outfits and roll played for a while.

Recovering my ass...

SOURCE: Dlisted


Stay Away From David Hasselhoff's Daughters

Submitted by eddie on Thu, 11/02/2006 - 11:41.

prison bound
Imagine this guy in prison--or don't.

Not only because they are 16 and 14 years old, but because The Hoff will cut off your junk! In his interview with Elle Magazine Dave said this; "My oldest daughter is dating an older boy, so I said to her, 'You're only 16. There's plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.' To him, I said, 'If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I will have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison."
That is pretty funny, Dave Hasselhoff in prison...but really, I would probably tell the dude the same thing. Its just really funny coming from The Hoff.


Hoff Is So Not The Man, But He Sure Thinks He Is

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 10/03/2006 - 10:45.

David Hasselhoff performs targeted pelvic thrusts, then falls asleep. Usually lame flirting and air humps are unstoppable against susceptible women, but they did nothing to swoon British TV show host Jenni Falconer. Falconer, host of GMTV, was forced to endure dance trauma while The Hoff was visiting to preform his new single, "Jump In My Car." After the performance Hasselhoff fell asleep, on set, continuing his charm.

Jump In My Car is a creepy video, and song.