Do It For The Environment

No, don't smoke all day and hang out on the beach with girls like Joe Camel. Even though that sounds fun!

Instead, eat camels! That's what they're telling everyone in Australia now because the wild camels are wrecking the environment. Surprisingly, there's over a million wild camels causing trouble. According to the Desert Knowledge Cooperative Research Center, the camels don't have any natural predators and they don't seem to care if they damage the fragile ecosystem. A long time ago they were introduced to Australia, to do stuff like pull shit. But that wasn't really a good idea and now the guy from the research center is saying this on TV:

"Eat a camel today, I've done it. It's beautiful meat. It's a bit like beef. It's as lean as lean, it's an excellent health food."

I'd try a camel. But that's not all! Those cute little guys known as kangaroos are also on the menu. About a month ago the government started recommending people eat them 'roos because of the same problem.

And we're stuck with all the boring stuff like chicken!