Submitted by eddie on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 02:17. It's been one month since Britney Spears has changed her whole lifestyle, started working out every day, eating better blah blah blah. Blah!
Ok, seriously should a 26-year-old who works out every day with the 'best' trainers really have a spare tire? You can go boogie boarding all day and be in better shape!
She doesn't look bad. But she's 26! And a rich pop star. Fire Bally's, and call Jackie!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 04:01.
Ashlee Simpson is working out with the guy who shaped Jessica Simpson's butt into the awesomeness it was when she played Daisy Duke. The guy knows ass! His names Mike Alexander, and he's making Ashlee do exercise:
"I started working out more, which really helped me tone up. Exercising makes me feel stronger and sexier. It just makes my whole day better. I have more energy to perform, my head is clearer—which helps me write my lyrics—and I sleep better. What more can you ask for?"
But don't listen to Mike for your music career! Clear heads do not help write. Uppers and downers help you write! Trust. Stairway to Heaven wasn't made after a nice jog on the tready? When you're head is clear you come out with songs that go:
Boys boys boys they gimme gimme they gimme, They follow my voice, Boys boooooys they gimme gimme they gimme
Guess who's album that's on??
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/23/2008 - 03:31.
Bally's Total Fitness blows ass! The company has Brit Brit working out everyday with two of their top personal trainers. Plus they hooked up Britney with one of their nutritional experts, who's stuffing Britney with six healthy meals a day, according to TMZ.
Well after a week, Britney has a nice greasy shine. She doesn't look like she lost any weight, but she does look like if you touch her, you'll need to wash your hands.
Being all slimey is cool though! But it has to be Saturday or Sunday morning. And you have to smell like booze. And you have to be really thirsty. And close to a shower or the ocean. Ahh I'm already shivering knowing the weekend is near.
UPDATE: Ok so I added some pics of Britney getting the fit on yesterday. I might have been a little too hard on Bally's before. She looks nice n clean.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 03:07. Mariah Carey wants to make a workout video because it's frigging fun. And she's on a new kick. Mimi just admitted to Opera that she had cut mac 'n cheese out of her diet.
Oh shit no! Mariah complains: "That's the thing that I have difficulty letting go of because that's comfort food."
So she has this new workout that's like 60 minutes a day of cardio and resistance training. And now she wants to put it on film:
"I think people should be a size they're comfortable with. But when you're constantly having your picture taken and on TV like I am, well, I could see I really did need to lose some of the bulk.
"I might be doing a workout video, which will be a big joke anyway, but I can show how I did it. I still have curves, though."
Yeah when you have 'bulk' it's probably time to stop stuffing down the macaroni. But that crap's comforting! Here she is with less bulk yesterday at the Hard Rock.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 12:22. Denise Richards has fat days. So she hides away in a tub of ice cream, chocolate sauce, and a box of wine! Oh, the pain!
Nah actually she works out - which is pretty cool. Denise, in the new Shape, says her fat days are a little secret she keeps from her children:
"I'll never talk about weight around them, "And they'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."
Personally I think secrets are a horrible thing. Just tell the kids. Mommy's fat! Until she does pilates:
"Pilates is the only exercise that doesn't aggravate my back. Pilates was the only workout that made my belly flat again after having two kids. I just love it."
Denise actually says she's a jeans size smaller just from pilates. And she was never fat. Blah.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 11:00. Erika Eleniak lost 31 pounds on the fourth season of Celebrity Fit Club in 2006. It's been over a year and a half and she still looks hot! What are the chances of THAT? She's 39 years old and an alumni of reality TV dieting. Carnie Wilson was on the same show, had gastric bypass surgery, and still weighs 208 lbs. Here's Carnie:
"Everyone can see that I'm bigger, but I cannot hibernate."
"I'd like to lose 45 to 50 pounds and then try to get pregnant again. I know I will do it! I don't consider myself a failure. I just got off track."
Get pregnant again!! No more Carnies! What the hell kind of goal is that?
Oh yeah so Erika was the star of Baywatch for three seasons until Pamela Anderson came along and downgraded. There's only room for so many blondes, even on Baywatch!
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 11:09.
Nicky Hilton eats! Nicky Knobs says she isn't suffering from anorexia or bulima. But is it really suffering? Here's Nicky:
"I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles. My friends see the pictures and they're like 'Oh my god are you okay?' And then they see me, and they're like 'Oh ... ' It's really not that interesting or true."
Here's Nicky in LA this week. You decide.
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/06/2008 - 16:41. Skinny Website: Squeeze me a piece of that! Kim Kardashian in a zebra bikini.
Yeeeah: Avril Lavigne is starting a clothing line.
WIMB: Mathew McConaughey is starting a surf line based on Dazed and Confused.
POTP: Kelly Rowland has breast implants.
Wendy: Nicole Richie is throwing out all her clothes because her pregnancy boobs are too big.
Gabby: The Anna Nicole Smith movie starring Willa Ford looks really really dumb.
CelebWarship: Pictures of Nicole Kidman's pregnant belly.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 02/27/2008 - 21:23. Kate Moss is on the patch and can't shake her oral fixation. Sounds like a birth control dream come true, but no, it's the smokes. The smokes! Kate loves her smokes and can't shake it. At least says the Daily Mail:
At photoshoots, Kate is always getting the nicotine patches out as she usually has to rearrange them depending on what she's wearing for the shots.
She is trying desperately to ditch the fags as they are not good for her daughter Lila Grace, and they are not doing her skin any favours either.
At 34, Kate knows she doesn't have long at the top left, so has to try and look after herself better. She has been smoking like a chimney for years, and is finding it extremely difficult.
She's still on 30 a day, and can easily go through 40 if she has a night out."
Yeah the skin goes but, you stay skinny. It's trade-offs. Fat is harder to photoshop. Here's Kate in the new YSL campaign.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 01/09/2008 - 15:51.
Tara Reid is speaking out after shots of her on a bikini bender in Australia exposed an anorexic tanned body. She says she's not too skinny, and it's just lose-lose with the press. Yep it is. Here's Tara in OK Mag:
I'm not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds.
"I was thin for a movie that I just finished. Now they are going to see me and say Im too fat because Ive gained 10 pounds... I can't win!"
So what do you think? Here's Tara's bikini shots HERE and HERE. Too skinny?
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