Rad Reports on Denise Richards
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 17:11.
It looks like there's less of Denise Richards today. That's the thing with pretty girls: just because you love them doesn't mean you want more. Less is more! But yeah so Denise took these 'candid' photos after THESE not extremely flattering bikini pics hit the net.
Make sure you shoot from the right angle!
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 05:17. Denise Richards stand up paddle board surfs. When you wake up with a mean red bull and vodka hangover and your website is crashed, stand up paddle board surfing in Maui looks awesome. Just what I need! I did catch an awesome concert last night though. Midnight Juggernauts. They're good live.
So back to Denise, wow, that Shape Magazine cover is really airbrushed. Not to complain though. Denise is hot, and she's a bitch. You can't buy chicks that perfect!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/21/2008 - 04:32. Everybody hates Denise Richards for some reason. I don't hate her. How can you hate THAT! Her lovely smiling face, her little cross, pushing the little baby on the swing and sliding down the slide. It's so damn cute! I just want to pet her and give her a treat!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 12:22. Denise Richards has fat days. So she hides away in a tub of ice cream, chocolate sauce, and a box of wine! Oh, the pain!
Nah actually she works out - which is pretty cool. Denise, in the new Shape, says her fat days are a little secret she keeps from her children:
"I'll never talk about weight around them, "And they'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."
Personally I think secrets are a horrible thing. Just tell the kids. Mommy's fat! Until she does pilates:
"Pilates is the only exercise that doesn't aggravate my back. Pilates was the only workout that made my belly flat again after having two kids. I just love it."
Denise actually says she's a jeans size smaller just from pilates. And she was never fat. Blah.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 09:35.
Denise Richards and her film crew visited Kat Von D to get 'Charlie' removed from her ankle. She covered it up with a fairy, supposedly.
Jizz face! Yeah yeah people will totally try and think this is just for story for the new reality show. But it's not! Charlie is the all-time champ of breaking-up. The Champ! Like when he told her to "Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser." Or when he "took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed 'the dumbest day of my life."
Ha! Ha! Ha! So tragic.
Submitted by eddie on Sat, 02/16/2008 - 20:58.
Denise Richards doesn't want to sound like a bitch anymore! She seems pretty cool to me, but for some reason everyone hates her. Including Charlie Sheen, who called her "A pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig." And also "an evil piece of shit." So Denise is shooting a Ryan Seacrest produced reality show based on the life of Denise:
"I want people to see what I'm really like and then judge for themselves. And then if they still hate me then, that's their choice.”
And that chick who was married to that guy for 11-years who was Denise's best friend until she did that guy who was married to her for 11-years:
“Yes, Heather is going to be the first guest on my show. Uh, no.”
Source
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 14:34.
Don't let the cross fool you: Denise Richards is nuts! That's not a bad thing. She has loco eyes. Muy loco. Pamela Anderson
thinks so, and had a mini Wild Things moment with the girl:
"She's just sweet, beautiful, fun. She's a mom too, so we had a lot in common. We were like two peas in a pod, two wacko girls anyway on and off the set. It was fun.
"I just grabbed her and kissed her on the lips. I don't think it was planned - just happened. It was pretty good, I guess. Nothing special. Sorry Denise!"
You know what's crazy: when girls in a relationship make out with other girls, it's no big deal. Buckets of fun. Buckets! But when a guy in a relationship makes out with another girl, he just gets yelled at. Sexist.
  
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 10/04/2007 - 09:26.
Note to naked people online: if you're chatting with a guy named mrjonze55, it's Charlie Sheen. A tip-off is he probably sent to pics of his boner, with the line "I'd love to give it to you anyime." Ha!
At least that's what Denise Richards says. She also says he sent her these emails:
"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."
One more:
"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."
THis is why, no matter how tempting, you never shit talk your exes over email.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 10/01/2007 - 13:12.
Charlie Sheen's latest fiance Brooke Mueller and angry ex-wife hate each other. Your turn to add your two cents. Which chick has it? Girl fight!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 10/01/2007 - 12:48.
Charlie's current piece Brooke Mueller is speaking out on her relationship with Sheen, evil Denise, and all the nasty rumors:
"We just focus on our love and we have faith in the truth – and we know that will come out. We'd like to get away from it all, and we feel sometimes that we would love a vacation.
Couples outings are few and far between. But we do go out on dates with Rebecca [Gayheart] and Eric [Dane], those are close friends of ours.
Right now we haven't decided to take on any big projects at this point ... Hopefully when things calm down, we'll be able to focus a little bit more on (the wedding).
"I'm hearing that (cooking) helps you enjoy the moment and it's some sort of meditation. We could use that."
Denise has asked a judge for the right to appoint her personal assistant to supervise her's and Charlies kids when they are in his custody. She has accused Sheen of being a porn addict, who cruises around naked, and is only engaged to Brooke for publicity.
Sheen has accused Denise of being a nut case ex-wife who wants his sperm for another baby.
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