Submitted by eddie on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 07:44.
Naomi Campbell spat! On a cop and they don't like that.
Aggromi couldn't find one of her three carry-ons at the airport. The Sun says she started 'ranting and screaming' in the terminal. Cops tried to calm her down and she spat on one. A person waiting for a plane said “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station." And it was a 4pm flight! So she was there in the middle of the day. Hopefully she was lit at like 2pm causing a mess.
And fuck! You really have to cause a riot in the terminal to get these guys this pissed. One time I was quivering so hard in LAX for like six hours from a horrid hangover. When I finally boarded the plane realized I forgot my carry on in the terminal. I ran off the plane and down the thing with all the security chasing me. I grabbed my bag, and they were still pretty cool. Let me right back on!
So anyways - chick's still nuts.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/21/2008 - 10:59.
Steve-O is doing research. Noooooo! Internet in rehab is baaaaad. Steve-O is studying Higher Powers and has stumbled across our astrological end. Help!! Here's Steve and the Age of Aquarius, which is going to begin in less then four years:
It’s time to stop doing anything that you don’t want everyone, and I mean, literally, everyone, to know that you have done. Call it a hunch, but, I believe that the time for us humans to be seeing through only two eyes and thinking with individual minds is EXTREMELY limited (i.e. only until 2012, when the Age Of Aquarius Begins). Here is something that I just read on the Internet while doing Higher Power research for rehab:
Blah blah blah
About the paradigm shift of 2012, if I’m wrong, that’s fine with me, after all, I’m bipolar, with manias for days! I’m just saying, "be real careful, don’t misbehave, that’s all you gotta know to be Saved!
There is no way I'm being good for four years because of the paradigm shift of 2012. But if you really care read the rest of Steve-O's blog HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 12:09.
When you've lost it at least you can still go on MySpace. Steve-O is blogging life behind padded walls. He's getting sensitive! Steve-O made friends with a wrist-cutting lawyer. Hopefully it becomes a trend!! Nah just kidding, most of the lawyers who threaten to sue us are dicks, but we don't wish early death. Here's Steve:
Pretty wild to wait until you’re hidden away in the "nut house" to become self-conscious about the way you look. But here I am, with "Mint Julep Masque" caked onto my face, with hopes that it will tone down the wrinkles that have set into my skin. Each morning I join my fellow looney tunes in filing into our "activity room" for our "grooming group." When I first sat down to treat myself to a shave, I felt unfortunate to be peering into the magnifying side of the portable make-up mirror that was issued to me for the session. I had never seen the toll that my years have taken on my flesh so vividly. At first, I was genuinely upset, especially for noticing all of the grey hairs that the magnifying mirror revealed.
That's only part. Check it out HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 08:41.
Heather Locklear and her boyfriend Jack Wagner had lunch in Malibu this weekend. And they're stoked! Last week Heather's shrink hysterically called 911 saying "I have feeling she's suicidal," possibly over fights with Jack. But Heather's not crazy. Her rep says so:
"[I] spoke with Heather and she is fine. She never requested medical assistance and did not place a 911 call. Nor did anyone from her house call 911 or place a call requesting medical assistance."
Plus I can tell. All crazy women have great sexy hair and never wear hats. WTF! When you're on the pills and the vodka the mirror is your best friend.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/14/2008 - 09:21. Steve-O is nuts! Check out the most wacked out coked up video of Steve HERE. At the least you'll learn to juggle! Steve-O updated his blog this morning by acknowledging he's wacked:
"You should all know I am in the looney bin" it reads, "They call it "code 5150," that means "psycho,"legally, f*ckin bat-shit, certifiably. I'm outta my mind, believe-you-me. How'd I get this way? How can this be? It's gotten so bad there's nothing left of me."
Well at least he's not dead. Get well O!
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/14/2008 - 08:27.
Kate Moss has two crazy girls obsessed with her. And she's freaked! Kate's spotted them sitting in their little Renault Clio at least six times, just starring into her house. Kate speaks: "I'm really scared... I think they are stalking me. They're always here, doing nothing. It's freaking me out."
Kate gathered up the balls once to go ask them what they are doing. They said their car broke down and Kate ran off horrified. One of Kate's friends says it's really starting to get to her:
"It's really spooky and totally freaking Kate out. The girls are just weird. There are often a couple of photographers outside the house, and even they are suspicious of these girls.
"They just sit and stare at the house for hours on end. And if anyone approaches them, they drive around the back of the house and then come back."
Poor Kate! The girls just want free shit. Give 'em a tank top, an autograph and Pete Doherty's phone number and tell 'em to scram. Scram! Here's Kate viewing art earlier this week.
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:43.
Steve-O is in the mental hospital! TMZ is reporting on Sunday March 10th Steve-O was admitted to the same psych ward as Owen Wilson. On Friday March 8th Steve-O uploaded this crazy video onto YouTube where he was pointing a revolver at his dome and stepping on glass. Steve-O freaks:
We're getting evicted... I'm getting evicted everything gotta be out (Breaks lightbulb)... Ahhh! (accidently steps on glass)... gosh darn breaking glass everywhere... fuckin shitter... yeah you know how much I care about that... let me show you how much I care about that ... do you like my revolver? Do you like it pointed at you? (Points it at me) ... lets play Russian Roulette... (BAM!)
Check out the crazy video HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 02/24/2008 - 18:58.
Gary Busey, who was once snorted cocaine out of his dog's hair after the dog rolled through his stash, got a pass to the Oscars. Jennifer Garner flipped!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 16:57.
It's always summer in Mischa Barton's head. Life is just a really long pill bender. And you get free shoes! Keds! It's like think of how cool it would be if you woke up every morning and had absolutely nothing to do except try on shoes and check your text messages. Of course you'd be hooked on Vicodin. How much more fun is texting on Vicodin! You'd play music to that shit!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 14:34.
Don't let the cross fool you: Denise Richards is nuts! That's not a bad thing. She has loco eyes. Muy loco. Pamela Anderson
thinks so, and had a mini Wild Things moment with the girl:
"She's just sweet, beautiful, fun. She's a mom too, so we had a lot in common. We were like two peas in a pod, two wacko girls anyway on and off the set. It was fun.
"I just grabbed her and kissed her on the lips. I don't think it was planned - just happened. It was pretty good, I guess. Nothing special. Sorry Denise!"
You know what's crazy: when girls in a relationship make out with other girls, it's no big deal. Buckets of fun. Buckets! But when a guy in a relationship makes out with another girl, he just gets yelled at. Sexist.
  
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