Last Wishing To Be At Coachella Post Of The Year

Yesterday I was walking around my rooftop porch explaining to the people hanging: do you know how wasted it is at Coachella right now? Hot, and fun! Uh yeah frigging fun! Looking at Sienna Miller on that Sunday afternoon doesn't help. I almost started crying looking at these pictures. Waa! For the love of beer consuming on grass, waaaaa!

It's cool though. It's done for this year. There are many more festivals. (BFD in SF, buy quick! We're there, if going email.) But next year it's on. Coachella or death by pissed offness.

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Stop! Wacking! Off!

To many Irish kids are wacking off! The sperm for concert tickets initiative is an amazing success. In fact, so many Irish guys are throwing jizz that nobody wants it anymore. Keep it away!

The Sperm for Tickets program was designed to offer 'free tickets to any music festival in Europe under the new initiative... to increase Ireland’s sperm reserves.

Bad idea. Don't collect festival goer sperm! It's like the worst sperm in Ireland. 'Here's my cup now gimme my Babyshambles ticket!' Yeah the babies will have great taste but they'll probably be retarded. This is where I'm all for profiling. Free ballet tickets!

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Whole Lotta Led Zeppelin In London!

The Brit's got the Led OUT! The song remains the same! Kind of. Led Zeppelin played O2 Arena tonight. They looked like geezers, and the crowd looked like they came for free wine tasting, but whatever. Dancin' Days Are Here Again! Ok enough song title sentences.

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Street Scene Line Up Announced

The Street Scene 2007 line up has been announced --- and it's gonna rock your bones. Here ya go:
The Killers
Muse
Panic! At the Disco
Arctic Monkeys
Social Distortion
Slightly Stoopid
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ozomatli
Fair To Midland
Air
Gym Class Heroes
Mute Math
Spoon

And RAD REPORT after party! See you there...

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ATTN Rock Fans: Monterey Pop Fest 40 Year Anniversary

The 40th anniversary of the first Moneterey pop festival is this year. VH1 is going to run a documentary starring Paul McCartney, David Crosby, Pete Townshend and Grace Slick among others.

Normally we wouldn't write about something like this since the festival has sucked for about 39 years but this is our home town yo. Actually Santa Cruz. What what! Plus fucking Hendrix lit his Fender on fire here bitches!

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Amy Winehouse Rocked Our Pants Off

Wino put on one hell of a show at Popscene in SF last night. Klaxons came on after -- they sucked, but they put on a killer DJ set 'till about 3am. Spent most of today shaking and sleeping. It was worth it. Here's Amy:

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Fresh Prince And Jazzy Jeff Make It Funky This Summertime

Will Smith and D.J. Jazzy Jeff are reuniting to tour this summer and want to make a new album. The Fresh Prince speaks:

"We always talk about doing a JJFP record and a huge tour, we just have to clear the time to do it. Right now, the plan is we are supposed to go out on tour together at the end of this year."

O.k., enough of me. Time for Willy:

listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

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How To Get Free Ozzfest Tickets

Ozzy has posted details on how to get free Ozzfest tickets on his MySpace blog. Here's what the Prince of Darkness says:

Ozzfest fans have a number of ways to score a pair of tickets to “FreeFest”--which will rock mightily with festival’s namesake OZZY OSBOURNE and Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Lordi, Behemoth, Mondo Generator, Nile, Ankla, Circus Diablo, The Showdown, 3 Inches of Blood, Daath, Chthonic and In This Moment.

Ticket codes will be distributed through sponsor websites beginning May 12. Details on these programs are available on ozzfest.com, livenation.com, monsterenergy.com, jagermusic.com and fye.com. In the meantime, various sponsors will have offline initiatives, details of which will also be available via their respective websites.

These codes can be redeemed for tickets beginning June 12--exactly one month before the first OZZFEST 2007 show in Seattle. Fans will return to the site where they registered or www.livenation.com/ozzfest, enter their code and download two tickets to the show of their choice. Note: To ensure that everyone gets the chance for free tickets, there is a limit of two tickets per customer.

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Ozzy And Sharon: Ozzfest Will Be Free This Year!!!!!

Ozzy Osbourne does such crazy stuff (like snort ants and drink pee) that it's pretty hard to actually get shocked by what he does. But this one blew me away: Ozzy and wife Sharon today announced tickets to the 2007 Ozzfest will be free. Says Sharon:

"Everybody has been so good to us over the years, and year after year ticket prices get higher and higher and higher. And we just thought we can't keep on raising ticket prices because there is not that much money out there anymore. Hey, kids can go online and download music, why not go to a show for free too? What the heck? Ozzy's got a new record coming out this year, he'll be touring the whole year. There is plenty of time to make money."

Ozzy, who supposedly will sing this tour, only managed to mumble this:

"It's free to get in, but we're charging you to get out."

There is a catch. To get the tickets you will have to navigate through sponsers websites. I can deal. Ozzy you rule!!

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Satellite Party Tonight!! First Ever Show, And It's free....

Satellite Party plays their first show tonight at the X-Games. It's a free show and will go off. We'll get video for you as it comes. For those of you who don't know, this is Satellite Party.

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