Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 01:51. Kimberly Stewart's strap on's are back! Fuck to the yes!!
Kim loves her shoes that not even daddy Rod would wear. Who's the rock star in the family?
Coachella's over, now burn 'em!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 00:12.
Austalian Fashion Week needs help, stat! The headlines scream it: "Hollywood's hottest Mischa Barton to repair Fashion Week"
It all began when organizers pushed 14-year-old Polish model Monika Jagaciak to be the face of fashion week. People didn't like that very much. Don't make a 14-year-old sexy, the folks explained. Vogue Australia editor Kirsty Clements said they will not include Monika in any coverage of the event, and she included this disturbing little note:
“I mean there's the obvious sexualisation of very young girls ... but also the reason that they are using them so young because they haven't actually developed women's bodies yet. They want them so thin they have to get them pre-pubescent.”
So organizers looked for a new star. The Kardashian hookers are coming, but someone else.
Who?? Mischa!! At least Mischa seems stoked: "Australian fashion is very young and funky and cool."
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 02:11. Kimberly Stewart is wearing some stunning shoes. They're furry, and not, at the same time! And they're awesome for walking into the wind on sunny days. Of course Rod's kid is wearing them. She's amazing! It takes amazing to wear them out of the house sober. In the house it rocks. They're hot as hell because you can wear those, and a matching furry bra. Get some sunglasses and a three martini breakfast, go chill by the pool, you feel like heaven's knocking on your door. Damn lets go!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 05:51.
Crocs are out!!
The holey wonders are not selling. CROX stock has fallen from $75 to $10 in five months. Today was a beating.
Take that lovers!! But we have a feeling girls, and guys who flip their collars up, will love them for a long time. That's cool with us. We like to laugh at guys with flipped up collars!! But we're mean like that.
Will you still wear your CROCS??
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 04:05.
WTF! She did it again! Amber Heard came to another movie premiere dressed as Nikki Sixx.
Her stylist is the shit!!
Amber showed up at the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' party in Nikki's Theatre of Pain jacket and make up.
Amber Kickstart's our Heart! Come Home Sweet Home! And then Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)!
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/14/2008 - 10:48.
Heidi Montag is caling the Lauren Conrad Collection trash. Straight trash! At least compared to Heidiwood. Exclusively! In Anchor Blue. Heidi tells US Weekly the line is a joke and Lauren is just a product development student who wishes she could design. Heidi speaks:
"Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear."
"She's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can't afford $200 for one dress."
"When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development."
US Weekly has the first look at the line.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 09:49.
Heidi Wood is coming!
Heidi Montag is launching a clothing line with a party in LA. For some reason I have a feeling this is a bomb, and at least we can see what does worse: LC's Lauren Conrad Collection or Heidi Wood. Lauren actually has a show tomorrow at LA Fashion Week: "I'm really nervous. It's one thing to have your designs displayed in stores. To have them walk down the runway is a really big deal."
Here's Heidi last week hosting a party at LAX.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 13:12.
Like Paris in blue, Posh wore her colored glasses and matching pants to the park yesterday. Yellow! And she brought her kids to play, which is nice. Yellow is a great color just like blue. So many wonderful things come in yellow:
The Sun
Lemons
Lemon flavored Smirnoff
Maui Waui
Dandelions
Sunflowers
Bikinis sometimes
And there's so many wonderful things about Posh. Like, because or her, we get to read headlines like this: VICTORIA BECKHAM VISITS US GYNAECOLOGIST.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 12:59. Paris Hilton 'bought' some nice new blue glasses yesterday to match her lovely little dress and purse. I love blue because so many awesome things come in it:
Blue water
Blue balls
Blue sky
Smirnoff that's blueberry flavored
Um I think that's about it.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/05/2008 - 10:57.
Jenna Jameson says don't kill cows to bone!
Jenna's little tiny body will be pleathered up gnar in the next PETA campaign, called "Pleather Yourself: Discover the Pleasure of Pleather." Jenna speaks:
"I've worn a lot of pleather in my life. Anybody who knows me knows that I've kind of lived half my life in it. I love the idea of having choices outside of leather. The outfit that I'm wearing in the ad is so sexy that I suggest if people want to have a better time in the bedroom — then please explore the pleather side."
Call me crazy, but is pleather or leather, really neccessary in the bedroom? Like who the fuck plans this much? It's hard enough just finding a condom and a cigarette.
Here's Jenna and Tito, last night, at the premiere of MMA feature Never Back Down.
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