 After slacking off for way too long, we've finally launched the Rad Store. I never thought I'd see the day!
Currently, we're stocked with our signature headwear - as seen on beaches everywhere. (And bars.) They'll be new stuff in the store every other week or so. So keep your eyes peeled!
(Oh yeah we've decided to go for free shipping. It's more fun.)
Collegecandy: Crotch bags are all too cool in Europe.
Yeeeah: Kathy Griffin: "I'll wack the dick out of your mouth." Bitch.
LARagMag: No that's not a crack addict, it's Joaquin Phoenix. Wait what?
Dlisted: "Which newly married starlet gave a guy she trysted with a nasty STD right before her wedding"
Spinner: The Killers and Paul McCartney are making music.
POTP: Some Sexy Beast, and Paris Hilton.
This is why I only have sex with ugly girls! It lasts longer.
Just kidding. Anyways, Durex is distributing, alongside their new condoms that numb your weewee, these "Stamina Pillows." The idea behind the stamina pillow is pretty obvious, but just in case you can't figure it out they're supposed to work like this:
So you start doing it with a hot babe, and everytime you're about to end it all, stare intensely at the ugly person on printed on your pillowcase. And that's all there is to it. But that does lead to some rather boring sex if I do say so myself.
Ima get stamina bathmats, placemats on my kitchen table, a little dangly air freshener one in my car, lawn furniture, and a beach towel.
It's a lie detector test! Now when she asks you what you did with guys last weekend, she can prove you're full of BS!
Just kidding. (my girlfriend reads this.)
Anywaysssssss, this little thing is an iPhone App called the Agile Lie Detector. It costs $8 at the iTunes App Store. The little thing works like this:
Agile Lie Detector uses technology called voice stress analysis to detect the level of stress caused by lying in a person's voice, which is displayed in real time on the display's graphs and meters.
The technology was originally developed for military and intelligence use, and now you can use the same technology to detect lying and deception.
Sounds pretty rad. But all you liars out there can stop sweating right now. Even if your boss, mom, gf, bf, or roomate gets one, the reviews don't sound to promising. Here's what a couple recent customers have to say:
Reviewer #1) Doesnt work. Does not work
Reviewer #2) Doesnt work at all... Dont get it. Doesnt work
But it's only $8 to find out for yourself.
(via: buzzfeed)
If everything on the internet is true, then what are you supposed to believe?? First I read there's pee in Corona, and now they're saying there's no pee in Corona. What to believe!!
Well this guy thinks he knows all the answers about beer. I don't really believe him. But if you wanna know a bunch of things like if beer kill brain cells, and if they're true or not. Click right -----> here.
This little game of taking a hammer and hitting butts can be yours for only $22, and you get batteries! See, the girls butts pop up, and you wack 'em. So it's like the Friday night! Sorry. So I was going to make a million jokes right here, but I'm scared of my girlfriend when I get home. I'd rather trade off you not laughing then me not laughing. Hahaha. SO this is the deal: ima just crack myself up in my head, and you go ahead and try the same thing. Come on it's fun. Try it!
Anyways, get your Hit-The-Bum right ---> here.
Afrojacks: Really strange bras.
Holymoly: Oasis claims they're as big as The Rolling Stones.
LARagmag: Mark Wahlberg peeing on a wall.
Yeeeah: That girl from Twilight smoking weed on her porch.
Collegecandy: There's Facebook groups for anorexics to swap recipes.
Seriouslyomg: A girl fell off her bike when David Beckham walked by.
I don't really know much about dressing babies, but I don't think I'm going to be sticking my baby in heels. Especially if it's a boy, 'cause he'd be pissed. But the makers of these pointy little wonders think it's absolutely hilarious. Actually, they named the company Heelarious. Get it? Ha!
I don't really care that much, and I don't think the babies do either since they spend most of their life sitting. But i think I'd rather put my kid in something Amy Winehouse doesn't write songs about.
Well actually yeah it is. It's a condom with a ruler printed on the side. For you know, measuring.
It's called the Condometric and it comes in Natural Power, Cherry Rider, Katana Lima and Papito Banana. Don't even ask about the names - I'm confused. Papito? Is that the mexican one? So the point of the Condometric is, well: "the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size."
Just what everyone wants to do. Hold up a used condom and stare at it! And then argue over centimeters because you know that shit's going to happen!
 That's Pixie Geldof in there. She's at the 2008 British Fashion Awards with a bunch of her friends like Jade Jagger and Pussy Glamore model Alice Dellal. Christian Slater came to! Christian showed up with his girlfriend. Her name is Tamera Mellon and she co-founded Jimmy Choo Company, is worth about $200 million, and used to do it with Kid Rock. I swear! It's on the internet. But everyone used to do it with Kid Rock so that's not really anything special. What is special is the British Fashion Awards. Everyone in London always looks like they just don't give a shit. It's foggy, the River Thames has been polluted for 1,000 years and they're always drunk.
I wanna go to London!
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