Christina Aguilera Has Amazing Make Up

Unless you're in Motley Crue or wish you were in Motley Crue, and a guy, you probably know nothing about make up application. I wish I was in Motley Crue but still know nothing about make up. There is some douche on YouTube who will show you the correct way to apply make up like KISS, just type in "KISS Make Up" or something like that, I really don't know. It's dumb anyways what the hell!

The point of all this is I was curious what Christina Aguilera's face looked like really close. Yep, pretty much what it looks like far away.

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Help The Girl With The Big Chi Chis!

Christina Aguilera has NO problem getting out of the bar sloppy drunk. Everybody wants to help. What the hell!

There's so much prejudice going on I think I might start spewing. Spew! Think about it. I know for a fact I've never been politely escorted out of any bar. It's always get outta here kid. Hey kid! You're fucking wasted!

Maybe I just need to grow a massive set of bammers and show 'em off to everybody. Yeah that'll work. 

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Christina Aguilera And Her Boobs View Some Art

Christina Aguilera and her bammers went and checked some art! They also listened to some Lionel.

Dirrty brought her husband Jordan to the opening of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum in downtown LA.

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Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera And Keith Richards Have The Same Birthday

Am I the only one who thinks this is pretty crazy? Today is Keith Richards, Brad Pitt and Christina Aguilera's birthday. Keith is the coolest, Brad is the prettiest and Xtina is the whoriest. Nipple rings totally qualify as whorey and hot as shit.

Oh yeah, Katie Holmes was also born today, along with Steven Spielberg, DMX, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Leonard Maltin. Remind me to do it with my future wife exactly nine months before today so I make one of these gold printing babies. Is it cool to gold dig baby make? Like, pimp out your future baby?

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Drag, Drag, Christina Aguilera, Drag

The scene @ X-tina's baby shower. One of these things is not like the other.

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You Can Almost See The Baby!

Is it alright to take pictures like this of pregnant women? Christina Aguilera is so friggin' pregnant, and still -- ehh. I think it's waving. Say hi:

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X-tina Wasn't Happy

The Blemish: A drunken Paris Hilton gave up the news that Christina Aguilera has a baby on board. HERE'S X-tina's reaction shot.

Seriously OMG: Danny Bonaduce has taken to MySpace to find a decent divorce lawyer. And he's lurkin' profiles for a young new chick. Perv!

Pop on the Pop: Guess who's suckin' a baby thing?

Wendy: Britney Spears isn't wearing underwear again.

Celeb Warship: Kat Von D has moved on.

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Do Those Boobs Really Belong To X-Tina

Celeb Warship: Christina Aguilera has humongous boobs! But she's not pregnant..... right.

Socialite's Life: Lindsay Lohan is making a glam metal album. Just kidding, I have no idea, but it's probably going to suck.

Seriously OMG: Spice Girls are banned from boozing.

Pop on the Pop: Jessica Biel seems to have lost weight as Cheating Timberlake rumors fly.

Wendy Wayrad: Jessica Simpson isn't getting a nose job... right now.

Gabby Babble: Ryan Seacrest is this year's Emmy dude.

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Does This Make You Want To Buy Perfume

X-tina has launched her strikingly titled perfume line -- Christina Aguilera. The photo is one of the first ad spots. Not to be a buzz kill, but she doesn't really look like she smells good.

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Xtina Is Preggy To!

Christina Aguilera did it with that guy

Maybe she doesn't give any BJs, but X-Tina did get knocked up by hubby Jordan Bratman, according to E News.

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