C. MaSheen For Hookers

Charlie Sheen has needs! Four girl at one time needs! According to Page Six, one night last year Charlie paid $20,000 for a couple hours with four hookers. When the girls showed up at the door Charlie was standing in the doorway in a silk robe embroided with C. MaSheen on the pocket. Here's the deal as told by madam Nici, who delivered Sheen his women:

"One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service. When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later."

What happened to Mrjonze55! Actually that's probably the number one rule of dirty paid-for sex. Always use a different name for porn chatrooms then the one you use when buying whores. Then it's not cheating! Don't piss off your whores!