C. MaSheen For Hookers

Charlie Sheen has needs! Four girl at one time needs! According to Page Six, one night last year Charlie paid $20,000 for a couple hours with four hookers. When the girls showed up at the door Charlie was standing in the doorway in a silk robe embroided with C. MaSheen on the pocket. Here's the deal as told by madam Nici, who delivered Sheen his women:

"One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service. When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later."

What happened to Mrjonze55! Actually that's probably the number one rule of dirty paid-for sex. Always use a different name for porn chatrooms then the one you use when buying whores. Then it's not cheating! Don't piss off your whores!

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mrjonze55 Was Really Charlie Sheen!

Note to naked people online: if you're chatting with a guy named mrjonze55, it's Charlie Sheen. A tip-off is he probably sent to pics of his boner, with the line "I'd love to give it to you anyime." Ha!

At least that's what Denise Richards says. She also says he sent her these emails:

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."

One more:

"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."

THis is why, no matter how tempting, you never shit talk your exes over email.

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Is Charlie Sheen's New Girl A Downgrade?

Charlie Sheen's latest fiance Brooke Mueller and angry ex-wife hate each other. Your turn to add your two cents. Which chick has it? Girl fight!

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Brooke Mueller Speaks!

Charlie's current piece Brooke Mueller is speaking out on her relationship with Sheen, evil Denise, and all the nasty rumors:

"We just focus on our love and we have faith in the truth – and we know that will come out. We'd like to get away from it all, and we feel sometimes that we would love a vacation.

Couples outings are few and far between. But we do go out on dates with Rebecca [Gayheart] and Eric [Dane], those are close friends of ours.

Right now we haven't decided to take on any big projects at this point ... Hopefully when things calm down, we'll be able to focus a little bit more on (the wedding).

"I'm hearing that (cooking) helps you enjoy the moment and it's some sort of meditation. We could use that."

Denise has asked a judge for the right to appoint her personal assistant to supervise her's and Charlies kids when they are in his custody. She has accused Sheen of being a porn addict, who cruises around naked, and is only engaged to Brooke for publicity.

Sheen has accused Denise of being a nut case ex-wife who wants his sperm for another baby.

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At Least Denise Has A New Home

Denise Richards has a lot of things to keep her busy. She just bought a home:

Actress Denise Richards has purchased a five-bedroom, five bathroom home in Hidden Hills for $4.6 million. The home is on nearly 1.2 acres and has a pool.

And she's fighting with the highest paid TV actor and baby daddy Charlie Sheen:

Richards, mother of (Charlie's) two toddler daughters asked a judge to prevent the kids from staying at his house anymore, and not to let him have his own nanny.
Sheen thinks Richards is steamed that he told the media she begged him for a semen sample, so that she could have a third kid with him out of wedlock.
She did this, he claims, after "befriending" his current fiancée, Brooke Mueller, only to sneak behind her back and beg Charlie to return. Richards had already removed Richie Sambora from Heather Locklear, but that didn't work out.

And today's Heather's birthday. Think she'll send a card?

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Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen Is Addicted To High School Chicks!

Watch out girls, Charlie Sheen is after your little sister! According to Perez, Denise Richards claims Chuck goes after the High School crowd online, and whips out his weewee whenever he gets a chance:

She claims that Sheen still exhibits “inappropriate behavior… and conduct,” including “his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts.”

Yuck, and divorce is nasty! Especially when the bloggers are watching your every move. Keep it in the pants Chuck!

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Denise Fires Back!

Watch it Charlie, Denise is pissed (and you know you don't want another pissed ex):

"I was disappointed to learn of my ex-husband CHARLIE SHEEN's current statement regarding our personal affairs. This was and should still be a private matter that we as responsible parents settled privately. I stand by that agreement and I will continue to do what is best for our children while attempting to keep this family situation a private matter."

It's always for the children, right? Never just to screw and torture your ex. That would be WAAAY too much fun! This come in response to Charlie's letter to the public.

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Denise Richards Is Making Charlie Sheen's Life Suck

Cunning Bitch

Denise Richards is a ruthless ex! The former Miss Sheen sent her assistant to spy on Charlie -- by court order. The court is requiring that Sheen use a nanny specifically chosen by mommy Denise. So she sent her personal assistant! SO mean, we love it! Here's Charlie:

“Until I'm granted the ability to hire my own nanny, she is required to provide one and I was terribly insulted that she felt her assistant was a suitable replacement. If it's unfortunate that I'm speaking, it's unfortunate that an incredibly loving and responsible father and his terrifically capable fiance are being subjected to these transparent and unnecessary sanctions, that have nothing to do with responsible co-parenting and everything to do with punishment and control. As long as I am forced to live under these conditions with my children, people are going to hear about it."

Source

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Denise Richards: Have My Baby A-hole!

Charlie Sheen is like a little baby on one of those strechy leash collar things when it comes to visiting his children with ex-wife Denise Richards. According to one of Charlie's close friends, Denise is super jealous of Sheen's new fiance Brooke Mueller. So she's done whatever she can to make life difficult for poor Charlie, including getting the nanny to spy for her. Page Six is there:

"She's doing everything she can to keep his visits supervised by her nanny, because her nanny spies for her," one Sheen pal said.
Part of the problem, the friend says, is that Richards "wants another child - she even asked Charlie to be the father. Denise is very jealous of Brooke and craves the spotlight."

Of course, Denise is quick to deny these claims:

"This is disgusting. He is doing this now because he's not happy with me and the custody arrangement. My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault.

"I don't want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career."

Why do women always seem like they're right in arguments. It's true -- they can make everything sound better. Hate that!

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