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WARNING: Skinny Jeans Cause Twisted Testicles Plus, Rufio From Hook Reading Poems
Skinny jeans on men can fuck your balls up, Apple advertising in everything, and Rufio today. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
If you think wearing jeans that make you look like you’re the fifth member of Led Zeppelin is super awesome, I have one more reason that makes them even cooler. You probably won’t get any chicks pregnant! Yes that’s right. A doctor is claiming skinny jeans on men cause a low sperm count. But unfortunately the problems don’t end there. The doc claims skinny jeans also cause bladder weakness, fungal irritations, urinary tract infections, and get this… twisted testicles. Yes, you heard that right. Twisted. Doctor Hilary Jones says “I have seen several cases of men who have twisted testicles due to wearing jeans that are far too tight.” I have only one word for that: bullllllllllshitttttttttt.
A lot of people say much of Apple’s success lies in it’s marketing and advertising. So I wonder why many other large firms pay attention and copy Apple’s minimalist ads? Well, a designer has created a number of ads in the style of the computer maker. How’s this: Wheat Thins… Incredibly thin. Bic… Pen Levis… butt cheek. McDonalds… French Fry.
I don’t know about you but I feel buying some french fries and squeezing some butt cheeks now.
And finally today… do you remember Rufio? The kid from Hook. Yeah that guy well guess what he up to these days? He actually has a YouTube channel where he slam raps about internet porn and other crazy stuff. He’s pretty freaking good check it out.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Girls In Chucks, Mick Jagger, and new Green Day Happy Monday
Girls In Chucks, Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger, and Green Day’s ’Oh Love.’ I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Last sunday I spent a lot of time laying on my couch. And my on bed, and on my beach chair on the fire escape, and pretty much anywhere I could find a spot. I was relaxing! I did a lot of reading the iPad as well, and I found some cool stuff. Like my favorite shoe blog I’ve ever seen. It’s called Girls in Chucks, and it’s some of the coolest pictures you’ve seen of girls in Converse. There’s brunette girls in black converse, Blonde girls in American flag converse, girls in washing machines in green converse, and even topless girls in white converse! Whoa. I love shoes!
While reading the internet I discovered I book I really want to read. Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger looks like one of the coolest biographies written on the Stones frontman. The book features interviews with friends, family members, and musicians Mick has worked with over the years. We get a ton stories about Micks wild and crazy life, as well as a look at what drives the dude. Until we get an autobiography like Keiths from the Mickster, this will have to do.
And speaking of the Stones, Green Day just released the first song off what they are calling their Exile on Main Street. Green Day’s single Oh Love has premiered. Here’s a clip.
Ok that’s all for me. I am outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Mermaids Aren’t Real According To The Government Also, Deadmau5 and Rippers
The Government claims mermaids don’t exist. Fuck the Government. Also, Deadmau5′ girlfriend and Rippers hot dog stand. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
Ok here’s the deal. I don’t like to talk about politics on this show, because I think the government is stupid. But today we have very interesting news emerging from a government study. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has announced that, wait for it… mermaids aren’t real. Yes that’s right. Those hot, sexy, flippered, bikini shell wearing babes of the ocean are fake. Made up. A lie. According to the N-O-A-A, after combing the data, “no evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” And there you have it. The government who would never lie about anything says mermaids are fake.
I’ve always heard about how hot Deadmau5′s girlfriend is. Whenever anyone I know meets him that’s the first thing they say: “damn Deadmau5′s girlfriend is sooooooooo hot.” I’ve always thought he pulled any girl he wants because he’s an internationally acclaimed E-D-M artist that throws awesome parties and entire life is a blast. But not so – turns out he’s a ladies man who likes relaxing afternoons and picnics in the park. Here he is last weekend serenading his babe with a music and some wine.
Nice mask.
And finally today, I’ve recently found one of the coolest commercials I’ve ever seen. It’s for Rippers hot dog and hamburger shack at Rockaway Beach. The Ramones even soundtracked the spot. Check it out.
Get that sand outta your hair, eat some burgers, and drink some beers.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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Christopher Owens Quits Girls For “Personal Reasons” Also, Girls Who Look Like Skrillex and Skateboarding With Light
San Francisco’s Girls have separated, Skateboarding With Light, and Girls Who Look Like Skrillex. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
San Francisco indie rock band Girls has disbanded. Singer and principle songwriter Christopher Owens has announced that he is leaving the band for personal reasons. Owens released a statement saying “I am leaving Girls. My reasons at this time are personal I need to do do this in order to progress. I will continue to write and record music.” Pitchfork ranked the Girls album ‘Father, Son, Holy Ghost’ the 5th best album of 2011.
In other news, last weekend the guys from Girls were working at a thrift shop called Vacation SF down the street from my house. Side job?
When I’m bored I often find myself eating pizza, thinking about the world, or reading blogs on Tumblr. I recently stumbled across a pretty funny blog. Girls Who Look Like Skrillex. I never really noticed how much Skrillex looks like a girl, but some of the comparisons are astonishing. And some of these babes are pretty hot. Weird? Yes.
And finally today… I’ll leave you with some pretty cool pictures by photographer Lia Halloran. The photos are called Skateboarding With Light, and it is her work shooting skaters with a really low shutter in the evening. The results are awesome light trails and no figure left behind. Pretty cool huh? I do say so myself.
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.
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