Rad Reports on Camila Alves

Camila's Stoked To Be The One!

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:15.Camila's Stoked To Be The One!

Matthew McConaughey wants to die during sex. 'Cause his dad did. While boning his mom. And he's stoked on it! Here's Matt:

"My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can't think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, 'Boy when I get out of here, I bet you I'll be making love to your mother.' I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that's my preferred exit strategy. But let's not rush it, eh?"

Yeah boning an old lady is awesome! I can't wait!

Well geez, if you're going to die right after sex at least you can hire a million dollar 20-year-old whore. Yeah, I'll write you a check! 


Camila Alves And Matthew McConaughey On The Town

Submitted by eddie on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 00:40.

Camila Alves-Matthew McConaughey

Where'd the ring go?! Matt lost his gold band of two weeks after everyone started thinking he married girlfriend Camila Alves. Don't get stoned around the paparazzi!


Camila Alves Got Matthew McConaughey

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 09/26/2007 - 16:52.

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Camila Alves is probably secretly married to Matthew McConaughey. The Brazilian model probably also got him after some joints and a naked bongo sesh. 'Cause that's how it's done.... ah yeah.

Oh yeah this rumor comes from the ring on Matt's finger.