Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 05:14.
NinjaDude: Brooke Hogan doesn't need a burnt butt. Daddy!
Yeeeeah: Scarlett Johansson is now a singer. Listen up!
Wendy: Carrie Underwood talks her eating disorders.
Dailystab: Robert Downey Jr. talks drugs and prostitution or something.
Seriouslyomg: Bret Michaels sings Barry Manilow. It sucked the first time!
Gabby: Hilary Duff chimes in on Miley Cyrus sluttin'.
POTP: Heroin, check. cocaine, check. Pills, check, Booze, check. Three day concert, check! Cops, Fuck!
IDWYL: Christina Ricci and her eyes.
WIMB: Pamela Anderson always saving those damn animals!
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 04/20/2008 - 14:22. Fergie is the skinniest fake pregnant chick I've ever seen. If you're going to be fake pregnant get some flab! Like three weeks ago everyone was saying she's getting fat, carrying a fetus, puking in the bathroom, everything. She tried to explain herself on tv but no one believed her: "I've never been pregnant and this is probably the 20th time people have said that. So, no, for the record. I'm five feet four and so when I gain a few extra pounds, it shows. I think people just love to speculate."
And that's why you just throw on a little red bikini and play in the surf! Show off your shit! So here's Fergie and her fiance having a blast in the Bahamas.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 04:59.
The Blemish: Posh does need the pads! Becks likes the butts.
Seriouslyomg: Katie Price and Peter humping on TV.
Yeeeah: Lindsay Lohan for the lord!
POTP: Heidi talks hate.
WIMB: Evan Rachel Wood better like feet sex.
Bitten: Katie hates Tom!
Celebwarship: Naomi Campbell bleeds.
Wendy: Hayden Panetwhatever gets pissed!
Dailystab: Paris Hilton is only 'sweet and caring.'
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 03:27.
Hey don't hate! Natasha Bedingfield says girls have better sexy time if they have some cottage cheese in the trash bag. Well hey! Maybe, but maybe not:
"Girls want to be tits on sticks, but I've found that men really like big bums."
"I could never be a size zero. In fact, I don't think skinny women would be much fun in bed."
Well go do one and find out! Don't hate - love! It's not that hard. Some guys like tits on sticks and some guys like cottage cheese in the trash bag. I like tits on a bent stick. But that's just me.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 02:35. Stacey Dash on the new cover of KING.
42!!
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 06:45.
Posh is padding her ass! Yeah right, but that's what Now is saying. Supposedly Victoria isn't happy with her bony little butt and thinks stuffing Spanx in her jeans will make Davy B happy:
"Victoria never had much of a bottom and has always felt it's too skinny. So she came up with this idea of padding out her jeans."
"Victoria says David is a real bum man and she thinks the Spanx idea will work. David will love it."
Because that's what David wants! Squeezing Spanx is exactly like the real thing. My god at least get butt cheek implants. Don't you remember THIS SEXY BEEEHIND.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 06:13.
WTF! I P.A. shoots for five years. I never got a job this awesome! Gisele Bundchen's butt patter-downer won the F'n lottery on this task. Pat! Pat! I always got stuck like cleaning tar off the middle of the road or fighting off homeless people. Shoo!
So here's Gisele and her amazing shorts on set in Malibu yesterday. What a lovely - day!
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Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/20/2008 - 13:03.
Insure it for what! One dollar! Last night Kim Kardashian was asked about her squishy ASSet at the premiere party of Meet A Bunch Of Skanks:
“I have no idea where this (attention) all came from. I dress the same, it’s nothing new. People just started picking up on it. There’s all these rumours - is it fake, is it real? The comparison to Jennifer Lopez. She’s my idol, I’m flattered, I’m honoured. I have not insured it, but I think I should look into that.”
What's she going to insure it against?? Dieting? A mad spanking? The insurance guy would just bust up and give her a taco!
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:44.
WWTDD: Let Audrina Patridge be naked. She doesn't need drama. Just use tits!
HolyMoly: Gwyneth Paltrow is done acting.
Seriouslyomg: The new 90210.
WIMB: Sara Jessica Parker on sexy.
POTP: Britney Spears panty check.
Celebwarship: Miley Cyrus has new hair.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 03/18/2008 - 09:48. Jennifer Love Hewitt at the beach.
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