This little game of taking a hammer and hitting butts can be yours for only $22, and you get batteries! See, the girls butts pop up, and you wack 'em. So it's like the Friday night! Sorry. So I was going to make a million jokes right here, but I'm scared of my girlfriend when I get home. I'd rather trade off you not laughing then me not laughing. Hahaha. SO this is the deal: ima just crack myself up in my head, and you go ahead and try the same thing. Come on it's fun. Try it!
Anyways, get your Hit-The-Bum right ---> here.
Katie Price's second perfume line wasn't really getting much attention. What's a girl to do!! Flash some ass to the press! It was just a quick flash though, so it's still classy. Right?
Katie invited the reporters down to The Paper Club, a bar on the upscale Regent St. in London to launch her new perfume, called Besotted. A word I've never heard. Obviously I Googled it. Besotted means, according to Webster: "To muddle or stupefy, as with alcoholic liquor or infatuation." Then I Googled 'muddle' and 'stupify' - and didn't like what those mean! I drink alcohol all the time!
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... what color? Come 'on now! Take a guess. You can do it I know. I'm going with blue and little teddy bears all over. Totally right.
For the answer, please click right ----> here.
Well who knows there might be something wedged up there. Squeeze!
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Kate shows you (almost) everything in the new Interview. She always chats it up on boobs, butts and bastards:
“Men are more diabolical for sure! They’re absolute bastards."
“The first thing I notice about a guy are his eyes or his lips. I’m not sure."
“The first thing I notice on a woman are the tits. I’m a tit man."
... and you can read Kate rip into breat implants right here.
Yeeeah: The mom in the thong is sooo wrong.
Dlisted: Peaches Geldof is knocked up. I mean married!
Popbytes: Who's Lady Gaga and whats that little thing she's wearing?
Seriouslyomg: Stephanie from Full House speaks!
Laragmag: Shia LeBeouf just stole this chick from Adrian Grenier.
POTP: Hottttttie!
Celebwarship: Angelina Jolie's porn star friends.
Bitten: And Angelina Jolie's hottie replacement.
Agentbedhead: Amy Winehouse getting cracked.
Just see below. I know all of you boy's and girl's eyes are scared from the merman penis fountain.
Celebslam: Audrina Patridge goes shopping.
Dlisted: Denise Richards kids are already going to therapy.
POTP: Nicole Richie's kid has a mohawk.
Websters: Matt Damon gets tropical.
Agentbedhead: Jennifer Garner-Ben Affleck breaking up.
HolyMoly: New Oasis album is out! Soon...
Not to be mean, but the first thing I thought when I saw these pictures of Karolina Kurkova, was 'wow, what a big fat cow. She better not start shaking 'cause that jello'll never stop!'
Well not really. But when Karolina did this show last weekend at San Paulo Fashion Week critics immediately said she looked horrible with her "back fat, love handles and cellulite." And that she's "uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."
Brooke Hogan says it's totally cool for daddy Hulk to rub sunscreen up in her junk. Eighteen years ago he used to clean the poop, so obviously it's totally normal to oil it up today:
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
What the fuck is it with this family and cars!
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