Submitted by eddie on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 02:38.
Amy Winehouse is in jail - again! The law says she's been caught with an ilegal substance. I'm going with crack. Although it could just be a fat joint she lit up outside of interrogation last time. They hate that shit! Anyways Scotland Yard has something to say:
“A 24-year-old woman of the Camden area has today been arrested in connection with the possession of a controlled drug. She remains in custody.”
Oh damn. That doesn't sound good. Unpleasentness for Winehouse!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 12:10. Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt in Moscow for writing her name on the wallpaper.
Ummm. What the fuck was Paris HILTON doing at the HYATT? Screw getting banned, I'd just hating coming home to mommy and daddy. That chick's nuts! The last thing I wanna deal with is Kathy coming at me, all lit up on vodka, lipstick all over the place, yelling. Ahh.
So anyways Paris supposedly was fined $9,000 and got a lifetime ban for the vandalism: "Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list."
Well at least her place is only 17 minutes from the Hyatt. And it looks pretty nice.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 01:59.
No way I'm getting tased for Pennywise! I'll listen to Bro Hymn on the radio. But that's what happened last weekend when hundreds of Pennywise fans were stopped from seeing the Long Beach concert by police. Five people are in the hospital. According to a witness the police got pissed quick:
They were hitting people with clubs, and you couldn't back up fast enough. I saw this man get Tased, 40- or 50-year-old man, just get Tased. His eyes were stone cold.
'Cause that shit hurts! The police spokesperson says the riot began after some people in the crowd started throwing bottles at officers. Check out the video HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 11:54.
Pete's room isn't very five star! Even though I think they let him bring his own shoes in. Check those mad kicks! Somebody sneak pic'd Pete Doherty on their camera phone. His room doesn't look very plush, but that jacket is pretty sick. It's way nicer then orange. And so they say he's doing heroin in jail. The newspaper knows this but not the guards:
"He hasn’t received his prison wage yet so he’s getting the drugs on credit and writing IOUs."
That's a plus! A positive. Not only do you get to sell your drugs to Doherty, but you get an autograph. Stoked: "He usually signs his name next to a scribbled smiley face with a trilby." I want a tribley graph.
Plus after you sell him the smack, you can take a few camera phone pics and sell 'em to the paper. It's win-win-win!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 04:26. Mick Jones of The Clash is chiming in on Pete Doherty rotting away in his five star jail cell: "He's a lovely, sweet guy who's been trying really hard to sort himself out. Jail isn't going to sort him out. I mean there are more drugs inside prison than there are out."
Yeah but he can't be on YouTube! And no cat house! They're probably starving to death in that den. Let Pete out for the pussies!
Mick produced both of The Libertines albums and the first Babyshambles album.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 01:57.
Pete Doherty is in the clink! For the next 14 weeks, which means he'll miss the largest solo show of his life and the Glastonbury Festival. That's three and a half months! A judge is making him serve time because of "breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs."
So he didn't go to his rehabilitation meetings and kept getting high. And all he had to do was show up. A few months ago the judge said he'll let him stay out of jail as long as he kept filing the little progress reports.
It ain't easy writing progress reports. You need to make progress!
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 07:44.
Naomi Campbell spat! On a cop and they don't like that.
Aggromi couldn't find one of her three carry-ons at the airport. The Sun says she started 'ranting and screaming' in the terminal. Cops tried to calm her down and she spat on one. A person waiting for a plane said “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station." And it was a 4pm flight! So she was there in the middle of the day. Hopefully she was lit at like 2pm causing a mess.
And fuck! You really have to cause a riot in the terminal to get these guys this pissed. One time I was quivering so hard in LAX for like six hours from a horrid hangover. When I finally boarded the plane realized I forgot my carry on in the terminal. I ran off the plane and down the thing with all the security chasing me. I grabbed my bag, and they were still pretty cool. Let me right back on!
So anyways - chick's still nuts.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:54.
NinjaDude: Max Mosley is one of the richest guys in England. He's also on the front page of the newspaper naked in a sex torture room.
Evil Beet: One of the girls from 'My Super Sweet 16' is in big trouble.
Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse gets free custom Cavalli forever.
CSB: Cindy Crawford hottness.
Seriouslyomg: Ricky Schroder has a kid that's oranger than the oompa loompas.
POTP: Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant, damn it!
Wendy: Chloe Sevigny is hiding.
IDWYL: Posh and her bammers.
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 03/30/2008 - 20:22. You know what sucks about falling and bashing your face because of paparazzi? Um yeah, they're all holding cameras - duh. Paris Hilton was running from the photography people when she slipped and fell and cut herself open. Ouch! Benji came to her rescue and talked the paparazzi out of filming her. Yeah right. Then they went running down the street again. Here's Paris with her hurt little kissy lip:
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 09:33.
Eliot Spitzer has taste! For hookers of all flavors! The NY Post is saying Eliot was a regular client of Madam Kristin Davis and her Wicked Models ho house. Kristin and the girls did $6 million in business and serviced 10,000 guys. 10,000 dicks!
Kirstin, who moved to the city from a trailer park, personally serviced Spitzer as well as pimped out other girls to him, it has been claimed. A friend of hers says "She personally interfaced with Spitzer a number of times." Interfaced! That's what I'm calling it from now on to. That was a wicked interface last night. Wicked!
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