Rad Reports on Brooke Hogan
Seriouslyomg: Brooke Hogan gets down.
Dlisted: Britney Spears mom says Brit started drinking at 13, sex at 14, drugs at 15.
Yeeeah: Keira Knightly attacked!
DRW: Christina Ricci in a bikini.
Celebwarship: David Spade knocked someone up.
POTP: Tila Tequilla and her new girlfriend.
Holymoly: Posh Spice is delusional.
Brooke Hogan has been asked by Playboy to pose nude in one of the upcoming issues, according to NYDN. And guess what! Brooke did not say no. I know a lot of you guys out there just lost your minds over this little bit of news, and I'm pretty certain all the gay pro wrestler fans just got a little twinkle in their eye because seeing Brooke naked is pretty much like seeing Hulk naked, except Hulk's boobs wabble to and fro.
I guess Brooke - who's whole deal is she's not a slut - didn't say no because posing for Playboy could give her nonexistent music career a boost. NYDN says since 2006 only 127,000 copies of her album have sold. I say keep Playboy Playboy! No almost-men!
What the hell is this world coming to Brookie's getting burned and Hulk's no where to been seen! Actually you no he's hiding in the bushes waiting to hop out with his little bottle squirtin' everywhere. Mad jizzin' the sunscreen! You can always count on the Hulk.
Here's Brooke Hogan performing in Miami as part of the premiere party for her new show Brooke Knows Best. I'm pissed! I wanted to see the Hogan Knows Best with the parents going though divorce court, Nick crying from jail, mommy getting railed by a nineteen year old and daddy 'dating' his daughters twin. THAT would be fun. Instead we have to watch Brooke "getting a tattoo, helping her roommate find guys as a "wingwoman," and dating a guy who is into extreme sports."
Not extreme sports!
Here's Brooke Hogan's Maxim shoot that Hulk overlooked. He came to supervise. 'Cause she's his old car. And you know how guys act when theirs a lovely classic right in front of 'em. First they admire the beauty. Pet it a little. Try and get a look under the hood. Pretty soon they're all inside just rallying it! Especially if it's someone elses. No respect.
And yeah... Hulk wants none of that.
Brooke Hogan says it's totally cool for daddy Hulk to rub sunscreen up in her junk. Eighteen years ago he used to clean the poop, so obviously it's totally normal to oil it up today:
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
What the fuck is it with this family and cars!
Those crazy Girls Aloud have started traveling around for their brand new tour. Their music annoys me to death but their costumes are always pretty cool. This Friday they are playing one of the biggest arenas in Europe: The O2. They have an amazing headliner. One of America's finest! Mall performers!
Brooke Hogan!!
How the hell did Brookey win the lottery to get this spot?? Are they making fun of her?? It's like, 200 people hate her show, so let's see how 30,000 act!
Who knows maybe she's huge in England. After work it's beer battered fish, soccer, and Brooke Hogan! Freaks.
Here's the girls on their tour and Sarah Harding walking around in Amy Winehouse's stolen and washed clothes.
(photo source, photo source, photo source)
NinjaDude: Brooke Hogan doesn't need a burnt butt. Daddy!
Yeeeeah: Scarlett Johansson is now a singer. Listen up!
Wendy: Carrie Underwood talks her eating disorders.
Dailystab: Robert Downey Jr. talks drugs and prostitution or something.
Seriouslyomg: Bret Michaels sings Barry Manilow. It sucked the first time!
Gabby: Hilary Duff chimes in on Miley Cyrus sluttin'.
POTP: Heroin, check. cocaine, check. Pills, check, Booze, check. Three day concert, check! Cops, Fuck!
IDWYL: Christina Ricci and her eyes.
WIMB: Pamela Anderson always saving those damn animals!
Brooke sat in something wet while hanging at the Florida Atlantic University. The only school that would let her on campus. She was first denied by the University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida. Why? The Palm Beach Post reports:
Reality TV star and Hulkamania offspring Brooke Hogan was denied admission to three state universities this week before touring Florida Atlantic University's campus Tuesday.
Administrators said the celebrity hubbub accompanying Hogan's visit would be too much for students during year-end exams.
Hogan, 19, an aspiring singer, visited FAU on Tuesday and Wednesday. She had lunch with Student Government President Tony Teixeira, chatted up sorority and fraternity members, and rode around on two golf carts rented by the show.
Poor Brooke!
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