Above is Janice Dickinson in a bikini yesterday. Below is a Janice Dickiner in an Orbit commercial. It's pretty sick her ass is still hot. Puke! She's already slept with 1,000 guys. 1,000 dicks! That's not a sex life it's a lashing by weener! So here's Janice want some Orbit?
Mary-Kate Olsen is looking beat! Not that that's a bad thing. It's the weekend and that's how it rolls. Ughhh what day is it?? Where's my sunglasses and cigarettes.
Although, she looks pissed and chubby and that's not very cool. Something's going on. She's pregnant! And smoking!
How sick is it that Miley Cyrus is like the richest person at the Oscars. Puke!!
She will be worth $1,000,000,000 when she's 18 as long as she doesn't screw it all up. She knows it and the snotty little brat already has a attitude! Who runs the shit now, Billy Ray!?
We have a friend who we will just call "B" until we think of a better name. He's a paparazzi. He's cool. We hang 'n stuff. Here's a text conversation we had today about Nicolette Sheridan:
B: "Nicolette Sheridan is stupid bitch, you can quote me on that, i just saw her like 20 mins ago she is such an asshole"
RR: "Ha! whats up? did she anything except beat it"
B: "she came out of some medical building and was walking to her car in the parking structure and we surprise attacked her, she was shocked... in beverly hills"
RR: "what a whore!"
B: "she was like 'where did you come from, serious, where did you come from' in a bitchy tone and wouldn't look at us?"
RR: Ha! "K cool".
B: "sweet"
Hmmm.... What was Nicolette Sheridan doing in a medical building building getting all pissed?
