"You know what? That's how it should be. That's always funny to me when people say, 'You're so nice.' I feel like why shouldn't I be? That shouldn't be a good trait; it should be the standard."
We've never hated on Tara Reid because we like people who are stoked all the time. There's nothing wrong with falling out of a club drunk; we do it all the time. Hopefully we do it all the time! It's much better then getting thrown out of the club drunk. It's a good night when you don't get tossed! And people try and say mean things about her plastic surgery or whatever. Who really cares? She looks pretty good to me. Not to mention the most important thing: she's having fun!
Here's Miranda Kerr posing and doing some things like playing with her hair a lot for FHM. And she's doing it on a pretty amazing beach. I think she's the only girl I've ever seen that's brought like five bikinis to the beach, but not one beach towel. Girls love beach towels! I hardly ever bring a towel to the beach, but when I have, it ususally gets stolen by some girl who doesn't have one. And the only reason she doesn't have one is because of some lame reason like it's sandy and she doesn't want to get it out of her car. So of course, I'm fucked.
This is how life would be. I like postcard life! I know I told you earlier I was heading off to the beach but this video sent from my good friend Max is just too rad not to publish.
Tara Reid knows how to enjoy this amazing weather we've been having. I can't get over how friggin' awesome it's been the last week. Of course, the beach is where the good times are at. Speaking of the beach: see ya later!!
Yeeeah: This chick, Nicollette Sheridan, is a total bitch and I hate putting bitch's on the site, but she's old and still looks good so I'm doing it. Fine!
Audrina Patridge had a party of some sort in Vegas this weekend, in case you haven't heard. I really want to go to Vegas. I was supposed to be there this weekend, but a bunch of crap came up and now I'm trapt at home. I was also kind of talked out of it by my friend Jill when she told me the Rehab party looked like "Ed Hardy puked all over the place." So yeah I'm a little bitter.
Who do you think thought that first? Jennifer Aniston, or the paparazzi who realized he was just caught lurking. There's all kinds of crazy shit in Mexico so no wonder there's paparazzi hiding everywhere. I just can't believe people don't get caught doing way better things in Mex.
Hasn't any of these stars ever heard of a fucking donkey show!!
Megan Fox did a took some pretty pictures for GQ, because that's what she does. So nothing surprising there. But what's super interesting is all the questions they ask her, and the answers they get! I really need to take interview lessons from this reporter. He gets Megan to blab off on lesbian love affairs, hand jobs in the park, fucking Disney, and that's about it. But it's interesting, arse! So here's Megan:
On scandals in the press:
“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
On Disney, and their ho's:
“With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
On stripper love:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
On Angelina Jolie:
“I don’t even consider her human; she’s like a superhuman goddess”
On Transformers:
“It’s like: Fuck. Fuck. Every time that movie is playing on a plane, I pull my hat down like blinders.”
Hef and the fam has offered Sophie Monk $1 million to pose for Playboy, according to some Aussie newspaper. It's not necessarily true, like a lot of things around here, but her publicist says "Playboy has always done classy portfolios, so I'm sure if this was real, it's something that would be considered."
So I guess Hugh think Sophie will sell a lot of mags. Well check it out!! What ya think????
